#11 - Me...?? Being Kidnapped....???

And once again i apologize for posting my own stuff that does not involve teh class..but i guess this is just too good to be left untold.

So here we go....it was just a normal school morning....i got up from my bed and bathe and had my breakfast milo...(just so you know i don't take breakfast...sue me)...after that i put on my socks & shoes and rode my trusty ol' bike to school...when i was cyling my way to school i witnessed a kidnapping case with my own eyes..this mafia-ish dude literally threw a lil' kid into a car and just drove off...i tried to chase after this dude wif my ol' bike...but unfortunately my bike failed me and jammed itself..i lost control of teh bike and literally flew into a car though the windscreen...i broke both my legs and jaw and i'm now partially blind..i'm now lying on teh hospital bed writing this post in SJMC now and if any of you would be so kind to visit me..i'll be in room 203 

Everything told on this post is 100%  true false..this post is not a lie...it is absolutely true fake..the reason why i posted this post is because this might be the last post i can ever type..because the impact from the accident was so great it is causing my brain to malfunction slowly...so eventually i'll lose the ability to move my hands.. i have too much time on my hands......and also no life. so i decided to waste it on this post. :D

Ignore the last sentence..something really happened in school yesterday......srzly......here we go...again....for real.

[copypasta] It was just a normal school morning....i got up from my bed and bathe and had my breakfast milo...(just so you know i don't take breakfast...sue me)...after that i put on my socks & shoes  [copypasta]  ,put my seeds/plants into a plastic bag..(yes. it's for PEKA) and rode my bike to school...so basically my right hand is holding my bike while my left hand is holding teh bag..which means i'm cyling with one hand....and when i was cyling downhill (the road next to the main road.) in front of my school.(for those of you who don't know i'm in SMKSU)...i came across a bump/hump...so before i went over it i slowly pressed the brakes..(with one hand) and when i went over it..i started losing control of my bike...and before i knew it. i fell down along with my bike..(take note i was going downhill...) so i bruised my shoulder my elbow and a few more places...tore my unifom and my pants..broke my belt...and dented my precious bike..i fell on the middle of teh road..and while i was on teh ground..i saw a car in front of me..i thoght the driver was gonna come down and help me up..but in the end he didn't come down and i helped myself up..and the best part is....i looked at teh driver who i thought looked somewhat like a malay babi uncle..and he looked back at me...he gave me a glare as if he wanted to beat teh sh*t out of me..like i'm some suicide bomber or so....then i thought to myself  "wtf is your problem?? what did i do to you?"..in the end i just raised my uninjured hand(left) and said sorry to him.

That isn't all...during reccess i was just chilling..when some dude from another class came and find meh..he told me : "The Pejabat wants to see you"...then i thought to myself.."wtf would the pejabat wants to see me for? don't tell me i have to do some dog's job for them again.." so i went to teh pejabat and asked if anyone was looking for me..then this malay girl came to me and we had a conversation that looked something like this :

Woman : u james ke?

Me : ya...?

Woman : tadi u ade telefon mak u tak?
Me : tak de ah..

Woman : sebab mak u telefon tadi..
Me : telephon saye buat ape??

Woman : tak tau..*shows me a piece of paper* ni mak u kan?? (my name was written as James Chow wtf..= =)

Me : ya betul.

 *yada yada yada bla bla bla....*

Woman : kenape baju u macam ni??

Me : oh tadi saye jatuh.

Woman : ohh...mungkin tu sebab die panggil u lah.

Me : tapi macan mane die tau?? i tak panggil die pun.
Woman : entahlah...lebih baik u call die balik...die nampak risau lah..

Me : oh ok...saye akan call die nanti...thank you ah..

When i left teh pejabat..i thought to myself  "how teh heck did she know i fell down?? is she stalking me or something?? = =" "...so i changed my dollar notes to coins and called up my mum...the conversation wif my mum were as follows :

Me : Hello?

Mum : James???? Is that you?????
Me : Yes...??

Mum : Oh thank god you're alright!

Me : Uh......

Mum : Do you know how worried sick i was?!?! i prayed as hard as possible you know!! omg!! *exhales deeply*

Me : It's just a fall mum....*facepalm*
Mum : What fall??

Me : Er.....what?

Mum : ...

Me : If not why did you call the school's pejabat for??
Mum : Nononono....you got it all wrong...

Me : ???

Mum : You see...when i was in my office this morning..i recieved a call from some international number...

Me : Uh....huh....

Mum : So i picked up the phone and said "hello?" and this kid who sounded EXACTLY like you said "mummy???"
Me : Uhhh.....
Mum : Then i said "yes?" and he started speaking in mandarin to me and he was crying and crying and crying!! then i said "what?!?" and the phone line just cut off.
Me : Whaaaat??????

Me : Why in the world would i speak to you in mandarin??? *double facepalm*
Mum : How would i know??! when he said mummy he sounded sooo much like you..

Mum : So i tried calling the same number back a few times and none of them got through..so i started to panic and thought you were kidnapped and was forced to speak chinese because the other party wants to know what you're saying.
Me : Uhh......*speechless*

Mum : Then i went and check with my colleagues to see where is this number from...and i realised it's from Taiwan..
Me : Whaaaat????
Me : Even if by chance i get kidnapped how in the world would i be in Taiwan in such a short period of time?!?!? *triple facepalm*
Mum : How i know?? Maybe he's in Malaysia but using a handphone from Taiwan??
Me : *speechless*.....so what did the kid say?
Mum : I have no idea....he was crying and crying and crying and his accent was so heavy i couldn't understand a word from him..

Me : WHAAATTT??!?!??!!?
Me : DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A HEAVY CHINESE ACCENT TO YOU??!?! *quadruple facepalm*
Mum : But he sounded soo much like you!!
Me : I......*sighs deeply*....you're too paranoid...who would wanna catch a fella like me??

Mum : I don't know..but IF you get kidnapped you make sure you hit their d**k as hard as possible okay???
Me : ...... am i that helpless from your point of view??

Mum : *ignores* Oh i'm so glad you're alright....phew...i can now go back to work peacefully already...Bye.
Me : ......  Bye.

I can lay my life on it that in my 14 years of life...i've never had a conversation like this with my mum before...so....so......ugh...you get the picture right?? and the coincidence was just too right to be true...right now the incident is spreading throughout the school like a disease...some of my friends will even go like..

Me : *talks loudly*
Friend : don't talk so loud...later you get sent to Taiwan then you know.

Me : *speechless* 

Tell me wtf does talking got to do with the incident..= ="

And some people are still dying to know what's going on...instead of saying the whole story over and OVERagain...i'll just blog about it and lay the incident to rest once and for all.

So yeah..i think that's about it i can blog about.

PS : I also would riek to take this opportunity to wish Galvin Makson a Happy 15th Birthday.

EFG.