#8 - Mr. & Mrs. Lai's Dinner Party

Before I start, please take note that this post might be a little boring because some f*cktard asked me not to be so ironic ....

Here we go, we gathered at Overseas Restaurant at 7pm and we took up 1 & 1/2 tables..we shook hands with the bride and bridegroom and took pics together..we also met some old teachers of ours and we shared some jokes together..after the dinner we each called our parents to pick us up from the restaurant to go back home...The End.

You know what Dylan? Go screw yourself, who are you to tell me what to do? I like to be ironic. Got a problem? tell me time and place we settle there.

Okay, This is where it really begins.

As the title stated..we went to Overseas Restaurant to celebrate the marriage of our Std. 6 class teacher..We took up a total of 1 & 1/2 tables..The following are the ppl who turned up and the tables they sat :

• Dylan (Screw you) (Table 1)
  
• Eugene (Table 1)
• Galvin (Table 1)
• Yin Ying (Table 1)
• Yi Mann (Table 1)
• Kian Hong (Table 1)
• Edmond (Table 1)
• Josiah (Table 1)
  
• Kar Yih (Table 1)
• Jim Hwang (Table 1)
• Shao Jun (Table 2)
• Teng Wern (Screw you too) (Table 2)
• Yin Ling (Why So Serious?) (Table 2)
• Natalie (Table 2)
• Wei Shiuan (Table 2)
• Yours Truly.(Table 2)
  

So that brings us a sum of 16 people...Since one table can only sit a maximum of 10 people..the other 6 of us were forced to sit in another table with three grown-ass chinese fuxxing speaking adults and one b*tch girl that looks around our age....apparently i was the latest one who arrived simply because i was too busy calling galvin's house number to remind him something important..screw you for losing your handphone and screw your house phone for being retarded i left slightly late....when i arrived at the entrance of Plaza Armada..i got a call from natalie...the conversation was something like this :

Me : Hello?
Nat : We're at table 2, faster come...

Me : Where's th-

Nat : *hangs up*

CAN'T YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE THE RESTAURANT IS?!?! I'M STANDING IN THE LOBBY LIKE SOME F*CKTARD LOOKING AT SHITS...so while i'm standing in the lobby like a jackass who've never seen civilization before..a group of teachers walked in into the hotel....i seriously tell you that was the first time i've ever felt so happy seeing a group of teachers...usually i'll just go "oh shi- a group of teachers..i better stay away from them..who knows what shits they can get me into."...since it's obvious that they're here to attend the party...(if not what else would they be doing in a hotel like this?) i just follwed them without them acknowledging my presence...After stalking following the teachers...i finally arrived at the restaurant...i saw ms. ang in a dark green dress...since she was happily chatting with attendees..i just happily walked into the restaurant without greeting her....when i asked everyone else..i just realized that i'm the only one who didn't wish her yet..(i'm an asshole i know)...so when she came to our table..i immediately stood up and wish her...then teng wern asked her "teacher do you still remember him?" she IMMEDIATELY replied "obviously....james chu". Teng Wern was speechless and dulan straight away (AHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FUXXING FACE!! I'M MORE MEMORABLE THAN YOU!!). Well i think i crapped to much and i'm starting to bore you guys...so.....TIME FOR PICTARS FTW~!!

The Menu For The Night

Shao Jun, Teng Wern & Yin Ling

Wei Shiuan & Natalie

Yi Mann & Yin Ying

So happy hor Kar Yih?

Our Beloved Class teacher/Bride

The girls from the "Outcast" table & Mrs. Lai (Why outcast?? you'll know why later)

and last but not least..

Us And Our Beloved Class Teacher

Or Maybe It Should Be...

FIX'D WOOTS!!

Now this should be the time you guys would start to wonder "why outcast?" and "WTF is with the last pic?!" well...for those jackas*ses who're sitting in table one...SCREW YOU PPL...thanks to you we 'outcast' at table 2 were totally ignored..we were so ignored even the cameraman dosen't want to look at us...i think his mind will be something like.. "Good. Good. Very Nice. Beautiful...Oh Hell no...not this table".Even all the teachers just walked pass our table...not even one stopped by and say "oh hey! i remember you!"..NOT EVEN FUXXING ONE..they didn't even look at us...instead all of them waved goodbye to table 1..some even stopped there and talked to them...even the teachers whom never taught us before waved goodbye at them...all the teachers walked pass our table as if we're invinsible....Way to go for ruining our night....Yin Ling was so pissed off when Yi Mann went to Yin Ling's side she had that 'Get Out My Face Bit*h" look on her face....(that was seriously priceless). The dinner ended at around 10.30pm++ and slowly 1 by 1 began to leave the restaurant...

But the best part is...both the husband and wife can speak mandarin and yet they speak to each other in english...THIS IS SERIOUSLY PRICELESS~!! WINRAR INTERWEBZ +1 >9000 !!1!11ONEone!11!one

So yeah...that's about it i can blog about.

PS : I apologize for the lack of pictars cuz all these are only from Yin Ling. I'll upload more if you guys send me more. moar pictars has been uploaded @ natalie's post.

PPS :  This post is NOT meant to be taken SERIOUSLY but instead to be taken JOKINGLY..ESPECIALLY the last part...it's meant to be a JOKE. I'm writing this blog IRONICALLY...and for those of you who dosen't know what ironic means..it simply means humourusly sarcastic or mocking. Why So Serious? Please do not take it personally. 

EFG.