The Epicness of 6I/2006

#56 - An Invitation

2010-09-08T21:01:00.001+08:00

October 2nd

5pm - 10pm

I don't know much bout the details. Got this link from other people anyway.
Any additional info about this "Gathering" is welcomed.

Click for Original Link

#55 - The Date is Confirmed ^^

2010-06-17T09:54:00.005+08:00

because most people can attend the gathering on Saturday so Saturday it is ( sorry eugene )

the details are (in case you forgotten )

Date: 19 June 2010
Time : 10.30 am
Venue: Sunway Pyramid 's MCD

People confirmed (Pls Dun be late ^^)
1. Natalie
2. Wei Shiuan
3. James
4. Shao Jun
5. Yin Ling
6. Joel
7. Francis
8. Hsin Yee
9. teng wern

hope u guys will enjoy the gathering !!

Natalie

#54 - Gathering !! ^^ EDITED

2010-06-12T19:14:00.018+08:00

Is time for a gathering again ...=)

but this time i and wei shiuan will be organising this gathering since the last gathering was a disaster...

because of some reasons there will be two days there for u to choose and we will choose the day that most ppl can go .. so plss tell me your decision be 4 16 June ( Wednesday ). thanks

We forgot that 20 June is Father's Day, so to people who have chosen Sunday, the date will be changed to Friday. So the days for gathering will be 18 June and 19 June. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Date : 19 June 2010 or 18 June 2010

(the date will be confirm on 16June 2010..so pls tell me which day u choose )

Time 10.30am

venue: MCD

oh ya... and plsss this is a 6I gathering so DO NOT bring any of your friend that is not a member of our class..

er .. we will be watching a movie ( Shrek Forever After)
if there is enough time we will watch a second movie too ( prince of persia)

Write our name down here or give me a call or sms if u r coming ASAP.... thanks ^^

Friday (18 June)

1. natalie

2. weishiuan

3. james

********************

saturday (19 june)
1. natalie

2. Wei Shiuan

3. James
4. Joel
5. Hsin Yee
6. Shao Jun

7. Francis Pua

*********************

This list will not be removed for reference purposes.
Sunday (20 june )
1 natalie
2. Wei Shiuan
3. James
4. Eugene

****************

for any further details u can contact me or Wei shiuan..

hope u guys can make it for this gathering (especially for those who did not attend any of the gathering before ) ^^

Thanks and Happy Holidays ^^

Natalie

#53 - Reunion 1

2010-03-13T23:01:00.004+08:00

Hello guys!

1st term holidays are here already! Which means.. that's right! ( LOL self answer ftw )

REUNION! :D

Date: 19/3/10
Day: Friday
Time: 10am - 6pm
Venue: Sunway Pyramid

As always, we'll meet up at Mcdonalds and will most probably watch Alice in Wonderland. Any other questions, pm me or James in MSN/Facebook.

Please confirm your RSVP by Wednesday ( 17/3/10 ). Thanks.

Those who have confirmed:

Yin Ling
James
Shao Jun
Edmond
Hsin Yee
Teng Wern

Stay updated through Facebook! - Click Here

#52 - HAPPYBIRTHDAYMS.ANG!

2010-02-27T00:00:00.004+08:00

To my our class teacher from Std. 4 - 6:

Happy birthday! Thank you for everything that you've done for us. You've not only taught us well in terms of education, but you've also guided us in life. We may have made you angry and~~/or~~ disappoint you time and time again last time, we're terribly sorry. We were all so naive and immature. It has been 4 years since we graduated. I certainly cannot imagine how our life would be if we never got you as our class teacher. You're definitely THE BEST teacher ever.

Random person/Us

Hey, who was your class teacher last time?
Oh, we got Ms. Ang.
COOOL I HEARD SHE'S DAMN NICE! Unlike mine, so *removed* i don't like him/her at all. You guys are so lucky to get her.

We can't help but to feel honoured, blessed, and thankful for having you as our class teacher whenever the scenario above happens ;P

Oh and we've all heard about you finally giving birth to your very first angelic child. On behalf of the rest of the 6I-ians, CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Your baby is really REALLY CUTE!! Your baby has no idea how lucky she is to have you as her mother. She truly is blessed indeed. ;D

Well I guess that is it I have to write, as always, wishing you the best of luck and once again, congratulations on your first child!! Have a great day!!!

Yin Ling, James and the rest of the 6I-ians (:

#51 - Chinese New Year & Valentine's Day's Special.

2010-02-14T00:00:00.002+08:00

Damn this blog is dead. ~~though it wasn't really THAT active to begin with, but wth.~~

Well anyway, on behalf of the founder of this blog who ~~threatened~~ requested me to put up a greeting post, we would like to PERSONALLY wish ALL readers, yes YOU, a very:

And also,

Just so you know, the different sizes of each poster doesn't signify anything, if you're somewhat skeptical that is.

For the ones that doesn't have a valentine this year, well fret not, cause ~~i can be yours. ;D~~ the chinese new year happenes to clash with Valentine's Day this year and if you do not have one, you can always forget about it and go celebrate Chinese New Years with your family,

and get some oh-so-irresistible angpaus. ;D

And for those who HAS one, all there is for me to say is, don't, and i repeat, DO NOT, go overboard with it, cause if you do it'll only ruin your life, judging from cases i witnessed, it is serious business indeed.

Always remember:

FAMILY > ALL

Okay, i don't wanna make this post too long so i'll guess i'll stop here. ;D

Once again:

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

and

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

EFG.

#50 - 50th Post & New Year's Special

2010-01-01T00:00:00.003+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D

Okay basically this post is just for lulz. Since it's New Year's and it's our blog's 50th post, just wanna make it "big" lol.

2001 - 2010

THAT'S 10 YEARS YO!

We can consider ourselves decade buddies now :D Eventho we don't really know each and everyone of us for the whole 10 years, but hey, let's just shiok sendiri alright? :P

If you actually noticed, I've uploaded our class photos since Std. 1 to Std. 6 in Facebook. I've also created a group - SJK (C) Lick Hung 6I/2006. Hopefully everyone will continue to keep in touch with each other through that group (:

For those of you who don't have Facebook, I'll do you a favour, and post some of the pictures here. It is highly recommended that you create Facebook, or you can just create a blog and leave your link at the ChatBox at the side of this blog. :D

Okay enough crapping. Enjoy (:

~~LOOK AT THE CUTE AND PUNY LITTLE FACES ZOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMOGMGOM SHO SHO CUTTTEEE~!!!!~~ *cough* well anyway,i we would like to wish everyone a happy and healthy new year~!

Our one and only resolution for this year : Get at least 15 people to attend a gathering. ;D if there's a will, there's definitely a way!

Okay that's all folks!

Teh Admins of 6iunited.blogspot.com

#49 - PMR Results 2009 out on 24th December

2009-12-17T15:39:00.006+08:00

In before sn0wpoke

If you're thinking...

"WHAT?! OMGOMGOMG DIE ADI LAAA I SURE GET *removed* ONE OMG D: BOOO NO MORE HOPE LAAA T____T WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!"

then
GTFO

But, if you're thinking..

"Damn those *removed*, of all days, why Christmas Eve? Can they get anymore *removed*"

You deserve the interwebs then.

Seriously, WHY CHRISTMAS EVE? I'm sure most people will be on their way back to their hometown to celebrate Christmas with their loved ones on Christmas Eve. ITS CHRISTMAS, A JOYOUS FESTIVAL! PMR Results can either make the event more joyous ( HOPEFULLY ) or *removed*.

Countdown: 7 DAYS

On the other hand, feel free to vote on the poll at the side of the blog :D

And, this post is for teh lulz. *removed* please don't come after me. WAI SO SRZ? Have some sense of humour will you? ;D

yinling

#48 - Sunway Pyramid Gathering IV ( "Report" )

2009-11-16T19:30:00.004+08:00

Shao Jun and I got there early ( approximately 10.30am ) to get the 2012 tickets, since *removed* scared the tics sold out/queue very long. Soo, when we got there, there was only like, 3ppl queuing up == Maybe it's because it was still early ( 10.30am weih, == I should be getting my ~~beauty~~ sleep )

Anyways, we got the tickets and left for McD to meet up with the rest. Wei Shiuan and Natalie treated the Birthday Boy a slice of Secret Recipe's Chocolate Indulgence. ~~FIEN LA, LIKE THAT LA NOW, ONLY BUY FOR HIM, NOT ME, FIEN FIEN FIEN~~ By the time we got back to the cinema, THE WHOLE CINEMA WAS FILLED WITH PPL. Thank God we bought em early, or we'll miss the 11.45am show and the "Early Bird" Special Price.

2012 is definitely a must watch movie. It is filled with *insertteknikplothere* and you won't feel like blinking, not even once so that you won't miss any part of the movie. LOL I rate it 10/10.

Then, it was lunch time. Meng Hoe and Galvin had lunch on their own as they got a low budget. The rest had PappaRich. Whenever we, TEENAGERS, have meals at anywhere, why is it that THOSE BEEPING WAITER/WAITRESS JUST GOTTA TREAT US LIKE, SHIT? == What's their problem, right? I think next time before entering some restaurant, we should show them some cold hard cash first, then they might reconsider the way they serve us. So annoying gosh.

After lunch, walked around, went to both arcades ( 1 beside the skating rink, 1 beside the cinema ) had some fun, wasted some cash there. Saw some ghey fags and lala-zhais dance at the "Para Para Paradise" Machine and the other one. Forgot the name of that game, but it involves both legs and hands.

Then it was time to go home. Boohoo. (sarcasm)

UnFortunately, barely any pics were taken because none of us had the "Camwhore Gene" in us. ;D LOLOL

But, I did take a picture of the Birthday Boy doing....

PARA PARA PARADISE 2ND MIX OMG
GHEY~!!

Once again, Happy 15th Birthday to Tissue King. ;D

yinling
i know, this post is sooo boring. lazy elaborate lah. lulz

#47 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYJAMESCHUPERSHENG

2009-11-16T00:00:00.003+08:00

The Evolution of James...

from this... ( eugene is beside him, btw LOL)

to this..

and then this...

and now, this. ~~SO GHEY~!!~~

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY
MR EFG
aka
JAMES CHU PER SHENG
aka
JAMUS
aka
KAMUS
aka
TISSUE KING

whatever happened to the Tissue Factory.
Hmm, i wonder ;P

welcome to the AYAM 15 YEARS OLD GROUP!

HAVEFUNIN"DISNEYLAND"YOUSONUVA
;D

yinling

#46 - Sunway Pyramid Gaythering IV

2009-11-11T21:32:00.010+08:00

I guess this would be our forth gaythering for the year amirite? well after a ~~very very VERY~~ long discussion, we've all decided and agreed to watch a movie on a particular date at a particular tiem. and that particular date and time will be as follows :

Date : 16th November 2009 (Monday)
Movie : 2012 OMGOMGOMGOMG
Movie Tiem : 11:45a.m.

Meeting Point : McDonalds
Meeting Tiem : 11 a.m.

If i left out any details, feel free to let me know pl0x.

The list of people who are confirmed ~~kambing~~ coming.

Yin Ling
Shao Jun
Teng Wern
Wei Shiuan
Natalie
Yu Yu
Josiah
Galvin
Meng Hoe
Yours Truly.

*as always, list will be updated as soon as another person confirms

So yeah, i guess that's all i can blog about.

PS : Since i'm gonna post up a few moar post regarding gaytherings...i'm just gonna re-use the same format. ~~i'm a very busy person, i don't have tiem for all these *removed*.~~ i'm too lazy to think up of a format for every gaythering, so ~~kalau you tak suka, you keluar~~ i apologize if the post might seem dull.

PPS : PLEASE OH PLEASE be punctual as we have to buy tickets, LATEST by 11.15a.m, if we don't see you at that time, you can gtfo and go buy your own tickets. unless you give me a reason in which can be accepted, then you are excused.

EFG.

#45 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYTUNGYUYU

2009-11-11T16:12:00.003+08:00

this is why i love facebook
i can steal your latest pics from there ;D

wenjing & bday girl

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUYU aka SHAKE SHAKE~!!
*inserts Metro Station - Shake It song*

omg when was the last time we met :/
i tell you, you should, no wait.
you MUST come the next gathering :D

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

once again ( yes, AGAIN. )
WELCOME TO THE I AM 15YEARS OLD GROUP
this is getting old, blah. D:

yinling aka bowlbell
only yuyu can call me that MUAHAHA, others stfungtfo kthxbai

#44 - 9 NOV 09

2009-11-10T21:11:00.011+08:00

oh hello people(: so long since i've updated the blog. :D here are the pix from yesterday~ enjoy~

*joanne here* thats why there's plenty of me. :p

#43 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYFOONGYINYING

2009-11-05T00:00:00.001+08:00

~~fuyoohh, DSLR weih, dont play play ;p~~

std 6 days. woo~
L to R
BIRTHDAY GIRL OMG, yi mann, natalie

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY YINYING!
May all your wishes come true~
And, like what I usually say to every other birthday boy/girl,

WELCOME TO THE I AM 15 YEARS OLD group. :D

yinling

#42 - Sunway Pyramid Gaythering III

2009-11-02T12:30:00.012+08:00

I guess this makes our third gaythering for the year amirite? well after a very very VERY long discussion, we've all decided and agreed to watch a movie on a particular date at a particular tiem. and that particular date and time will be as follows :

Date : 9th November 2009 (Monday)
Movie : Michael Jackson's This Is It

Movie Tiem : 1.45pm

Meeting Point : McDonalds
Meeting Tiem : Noon.

If i left out any details, feel free to let me know pl0x.

The list of people who are confirmed ~~kambing~~ coming.

Yin Ling
Shao Jun
Teng Wern
Wei Shiuan
Natalie
Josiah
Dylan
Edmond
Meng Hoe
Galvin
Yours Truly.

So yeah, i guess that's all i can blog about.

PS : To those of you who have yet to confirm/who wants to come, please...PLEASE let me know AS SOON AS POSSIBLE as i have to book tickets, please try to understand. LATEST BY : 4TH NOVEMBER 2009 (WEDNESDAY). anyone who confirms after this date will not be layan-ed.

EFG.

#41 - Windows Live Gaythering.

2009-10-29T10:57:00.006+08:00

Well since my brain isn't functioning anymore due to the end of pmr, i literally don't know what to type to fill up teh title, so someone enlighten me and fill up teh title for me based on the post, kthxbai.

So the point of this post is...~~TO TELL THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD THAT PMR IS OVER OGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOOMG~~ to gather everyone in ~~msn~~ Windows Live Messenger on a particular day at a particular time so that we can discuss about our gaythering together, this time imma let you guise decide...no srzly, i ain't kidding.

And since pmr is already over, i don't wanna hear crappy excuses such as, 'oh i can't make it cause i got tuition for form 4' or 'oh sorry i have something to do on that day' IF YOU DON'T WANNA COME THEN JUST SAY SO OKAY?! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE *insertnamehere* AND GIVE US LAME EXCUSES. GAWD DAMNIT.

So teh windows live gaythering will be as follows :

Time : 9-00p.m. - IDUNNOLOL
Day : 31st October & 1st November 2009 (Saturday & Sunday)
Venue : You tell me.
Point of Gaythering : ~~For Lulz.~~ To let you guise decide the place, day, time, and so on of teh gaythering.

Oh and if anyone of you can't make it on that particular day at that particular time due to *insertcrappyreasonhere*, let me know at least 24 hours before teh appointed time, cause if you don't, we ain't gonna wait for YOU.

So yeah, i think that's all i can blog about.

PS : don't forget about the title, i want each of everyone of you who are reading this right now, yeah i mean YOU, to come of with a title that suits this post. rewards will be given...no really, rewards WILL be given..;D

Nevermind, someone already gave meh a good one.

EFG.

#40 - Counter-Strike For Kids

2009-10-16T11:17:00.005+08:00

Enjoy d:

#39 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYJOSIAHGOHERNLEE

2009-10-07T00:00:00.005+08:00

Yeah i know i'm supposed to be studying my ass off right now, but for teh sake of this dude, i decided to take a little time off from mah ~~eleventh hour~~ intense studying to wish :

MR.ILOVEGERMANNAZIANDALSOANYTHINGRELATEDTOWARSOMG ILOVETHEMOHSOMUCHOHANDDIDIMENTION IALSOLOVEADOLFHITLEROMGHEISSOSOSOSOKEWL IJUSTWISHIHADTHECHANCETOMEETHIM BUTTOOBADTHATDOUCHEBAGPOISONEDHIMSELF ANDLATERONSHOOTINGHIMSELFINTHEHEADBEFOREMYPARENTSWEREEVENBORN. JOSIAH GOH ERN LEE.

and also simon cowell LOL.

To have the first day of pmr to fall exactly on your birthday..damn you must be someone eh? just treat it as a wonderful wonderful present from teh government. ;D

Well, since it's your birthday, luck will be definitely be on your side, so don't stress out too much orait? Have fun LOL.

~~PS : If i don't get straight A's for PMR, i blame you for making me sacrifice my precious time to write this post.~~

EFG.

#38 - Attention all Form 3 students!

2009-10-06T19:39:00.004+08:00

Attention all Form 3 students!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward
which we have striven these many years. The eyes
of your parents are upon you. The hopes and prayers
of friends and relatives everywhere go with you. In
company with our brave form 3 students on other Fronts,
you will bring about the destruction of Penilaian
Menengah Rendah, the elimination of the tyranny over
the oppressed students of form 3.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy
will fool, surprise and confuse you. He will
fight savagely.

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion
to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing
less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty
God upon this great and noble undertaking.

#37 - PMR

2009-10-04T18:40:00.013+08:00

this post is requested by EFG.

2 more days (plus a few hours) to pmr!

just to wish all 6i-ians all the best! Full A's in the PMR.

WE DON'T STUDY FOR 3 YRS JUST FOR A FEW A's RIGHT? SO WE MUST GET IT ALL!!!

and 9 more days to freedom!!

watch! Try this after pmr! *if you dare*

and to whoever: start planning our gathering! =D

happy advanced birthday to JOSIAH GOH ERN LEE -the lucky boy who sits for pmr on his birthday~

PS. EFG aka James wishes all 6i-ians all the best too!

yinying.

#36 - 16 Days.

2009-09-20T20:30:00.004+08:00

16 Days.

that's all we've got,

to get ourselves ready,

for the day of our lives.

16 Days.

is all we have,

to stop idling,

and start realizing.

16 Days.

that's all there's left,

for us to get prepared,

to face the moment of our lives.

16 Days.

is it enough for us?

do we need more time?

or can we already face it with full confidence and assurance?

16 Days.

are we actually ready?

is it too little?

or is it too much?

Some might say too little,

while others might say too much.

as for my own good self,

it is definitely too *removed*

For this to be a poem,

must definitely be a crappy one,

cause when i read back every verse,

i realize none of them rhymes.

Don't ask me why i'm writing this out,

no i'm not emo and no i'm not possessed,

i'm just feeling a bit *insertfeelinghere*,

and also a bit *insertanotherfeelinghere*.

Since i'm getting off topic,

and since i've run out of ideas,

i guess i'll stop here,

and put my time to better use.

Comment pl0x kthxbai. ;D

EFG.

#35 - YO STUDY YO!

2009-09-01T16:37:00.004+08:00

hey guys. jo here. as in joanne. not josiah^^ anyways. hi~ you guys took your results for trials already right? hope it was okay. mine was. i think. wahahah. anyway. after PMR. hopefully lah. we all can go to a gathering. HINT yin ling! james! josiah!* xD lol. or me organize whatever lah. good luck for PMR everyone. ganbatte! study study study~ :D i know. sejarah is boring. tolerate it until the end lah. left one month only mah. then we can PLAY~! ;) see you guys after exams. jia you. add oil. tambah minyak. =p

#34 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYJOANNEGUAN

2009-08-07T19:57:00.004+08:00

( L to R )

ong chin leang, JOANNE GUAN, tay ying qi, EFG at teh back

gahh, it's been a while since i last saw you.
i think the last time i saw you was.....
2 years ago perhaps?

meh.

anyways, just wishing you a
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY~!!

#33 - Random Lulz for Teh Day II

2009-07-29T19:32:00.001+08:00

Remember that Teo Beng Hock guy that fell frm a building? Yeah, here's a parody of it.

if u dun understand, learn more about politics d:

#32 - Random Lulz for Teh Day.

2009-07-27T20:01:00.005+08:00

EFG delivurs~!!

Since this blog is eventually gonna end up as a birthday-wish-only-mathingy blog from where it is heading,
as an *removed*, i'd thought i'd post up some random lulz for you guys to lulz at.
And from today onwards, i'll post up some random lulz ~~daily~~ whenever i feel like it. ;D

WARNING : Video contains excessive swearing(mostly made for lulz though.) I suggest you watch this
WITHOUT your parents presence if you don't wanna get blasted.

PS : You might wanna take some noms for you to nom nom on. ~~*OMNOMNONMONMONMONMONM*~~

#31 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYTEEHSINYEE

2009-07-23T17:33:00.003+08:00

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY~!!!!

welcome to the "im 15 yrs old group"
;D

yes i say that to almost all of my friends LOL

and i dont have any present pics of you, soo...yah! ;D

#30 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYTEOJIAYIN

2009-07-18T22:56:00.008+08:00

face has been replaced to prevent discrimination and to protect privacy issues

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIA YIN~!!

sorry for posting this late.

namun,
bak kata pepatah :

better late than never (:

may all your wishes come true.

and please dont come hunting me with parangs cause i post those pics up ;D

#29 - Review On SMK Subang Utama & Seafield's Hari Keluarga.

2009-07-09T17:15:00.005+08:00

As promised, i'm gonna write my first review ever.(pop a confetti ~~NAO.~~ if you will.;D)

I know i'm supposed to write this immediately after i come back from teh carnival but apparently josiah's parents ~~abandoned~~ went to Petaling Jaya to do some shopping and decided to ditch him at my place.(thank you.) And while he wuz at my place he was hogging my comp throughout his stay here...literally...no thanks to teh game Left 4 Dead which he has never played in his ~~pathetic~~ joyous 14 years & 9 months of his ~~pathetic~~ jovial life. And i was also busy with my school work....(surprised?) So ~~you better stfu and be grateful that i'm blogging about it you lazy paria anak haram.~~ i apologize for being late.

I COULD'VE blog a whole ton of ~~rubbish~~ stuff.....but too bad i lost my blogging whatchamcallit mojo no thanks to shao jun...(yeah...thanks a bunch.)...so i'm just gonna make it brief...i hope.

I'll start with my own school first...My class had three......uhh......~~*insertnounhere*~~ operation? or whatever you call it lah.....and they were :

Food Stall.
Dark Maze.
Dance Club.

I arrived at school at 7.30am to help set up teh stall and etc....what we sold was hotdogs and my ~~ever-so-delicious-and-moist-world-class-brownie OMNONMONMONMONMONMNONM~~ home-made brownies..(yes, i bake, problem? come call meh we settle kthxbai.)

I think i'm just gonna cut to the chase...since i SERIOUSLY lost my mood to blog...(shao jun i hate you..D:)

What i was happy with my school's hari keluarga was :

We sold off EVERYTHING 2 hours after we began selling.
Everyone enjoice eating mah ~~ever-so-delicious-and-moist-world-class-brownie OMNONMONMONMONMONMNONM~~ home-made brownies (though i myself didn't quite like it...*facepalm*)
I met a few of my old friends there.

What i was NOT happy with my school's hari keluarga was :

Our class suffered losses......BIG BIG losses.
The dance club was a total disaster..(literally..not one came in)...and we owe the dj RM400..that contributed our losses.
EVERYONE cabut lari the minute the school concludes our hari keluarga because everyone didn't wanna clean up the mess.
I wasted RM15 worth of coupons because i just didn't know what to do with it...(which means to say i didn't know what to eat/play because it just wasn't up to my expectations)

In other words...i wasn't satisfied with my schoool's hari keluarga.

*shao jun i still hate you*

Then I along with Teng Wern went to Seafield's Hari Keluarga the next day....Natalie and Shao Jun gave us a tour around their school.(Thanks alot Natalie...No thanks to you Shao Jun.) I was fairly impressed with their school's carnival.

What i was happy with their school carnival was :

Their food is AWEEEEESOMEEEE.....*coughcomparedtoourscough*
Their games wasn't that bad either....worth spending on.
Met up with mah old buddies...and showed us around.
I spent finish mah coupons that's worth RM30.
Their Taman Herba (or whatever you call it) is attractive.

What i was not happy with their school carnival was :

The damn haunted house that we waited for hours to get in...in teh end was just a waste of coupon/time/energy....(now that i think of it...it was shao jun's idea...nais....shao jun i hate you moar nao.)

Conclusion :

Seafield's carnival > Subang Utama's carnival.

So yeah, i think that's about it i can blog about.

PS : I know this post is execptionally dull compared to the previous posts..i could've blog a WHOLE lot more..but thanks to Shao Jun i totally lost the mood to blog.

*ihateyoushaojunihateyoushaojunihateyoushaojunihateyoushaojunihateyoushaojunihateyoushaojun>9000*

EFG.

#28 - Random Vids

2009-07-08T21:59:00.003+08:00

My 1st post for this blog. Well i don't really know wad to post so i'll juz put some videos.

Donal Duck in Der Fuhrer's Face

And Daffy Duck

Hope you'll enjoy.
Jo

#27 - Catholic High School Band Concert

2009-07-01T22:16:00.000+08:00

Catholic High School Band will be holding a concert ‘An Evening of Music 2009’ themed ‘East West’ or 《东西弦汇》.

Date - 25 July 2009 (Saturday)
Venue - Brother Phillippe Wu School Hall
Time - 2.00 p.m. – Matinee Show, priced RM 15 per ticket
8.00 p.m. – Evening Show, priced RM 25 per ticket

if you guys are one of the band member in your school, i believe you heard about my school band before.

well, you may watch the performance of my band in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNM908Y9Uqc it's a competition that we participated last year.

anyone intersted may contact me. anyone, eventhough they are not 6i-ians are also welcomed. you may visit http://chsbandpj.blogspot.com/ for futher information.

to dylan lim: i had watch your concert - "sound silence" last year @ seafield. so, this time you must come and watch our performance. i bet it will be a wonderful show! =D

thx.
yinying.

#26 - Seafield's Carnival Day

2009-06-26T23:12:00.005+08:00

Erm ... request from wen jing *COUGHmyenglishisnotthatgoodeitherCOUGH* - to advertise abt seafield's carnival day !! ^^

Date: 5th July 2009 ( haha... A day after SU's carnival ..)

Time: 9.00a.m - 3.00p.m.

Location : SMK Seafield

Anyone interested and wan to buy coupons can call:

1. Me(natalie)

2. Wen Jing

3. Galvin

4. Dylan

5. Shao Jun

6. Jia Yin

..to help u guys buy ^^

Games that are having that day (told by teacher dun know whether true or not )

- ghost house

- a game abt water ps forgotten de name

-lucky draw

- etc ..

well, there is also food there too.........

hope u all 6ians can come .. i can ponteng my duty 4 a while and teman u guys tour around..^^ but remember to find me ar ^^

By,

nat

#25 - A Tribute to Teh King of Pop.

2009-06-26T15:40:00.021+08:00

For those srowpoku(s) out there, Michael Jackson passed away peacefully*coughyeahrightcough* yesterday (June 25, 2009) at around 2.26pm....D: i haz a sad......a really really big sad...didn't expect him to ~~die~~ pass away that early.

As a way to express mah tribute, imma write an eulogy for him.

On the morning of June 25, 2009, Jackson reportedly collapsed at a rented home in Holmby Hills in Los Angeles. After he collapsed, Jackson's personal physician, who was with him at the time, attempted to resuscitate him. Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a 911 call at 12:21 pm (PST) and arrived nine minutes later. Jackson was reportedly not breathing and CPR was quickly performed. Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the ULCA Medical Center, and after arrival at approximately 1:14 pm (20:14 UTC), for a further hour. He fell into a coma and died shortly after arrival. The cause of death is as yet unknown, but he was noted to be already in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended him. Jackson was pronounced dead at about 2:26 pm local time (21:26 UTC).

Los Angeles Fire Department homicide and robbery division detectives attended the scene as a matter of routine in high profile death cases. The case was transferred to the Los Angeles coroner for investigation as there was no doctor in attendance to sign the death certificate. Jackson's body was transported by helicopter from UCLA to the LA Coroners offices. The autopsy is said to be scheduled for Friday, June 26, 2009.

Prior to his death, Jackson had been scheduled to perform 50 sold-out concerts to over one million people, at London's O2 arena, from July 13, 2009 to March 6, 2010. During a publicity press conference, Jackson made suggestions of possible retirement. Randy Phillips, president and chief executive of AEG Live, had stated that the first 10 dates alone would have earned the singer approximately £50 million.

In before tl;dr.

.....okay fine i lied. This wasn't written by meh, mah engrish no teh terror power. D:

sos kicap kat sini. D:

Here are a few tribute banners i ~~made~~ found on teh interwebz. *click to enlarge kthxbai*

Yes i know it's every instead of ever, but it's still epic regardless.

Just so you know, Lowyat.net is a place where i ~~lurk~~ surf.

'I WAS THE KING OF POP, AND I WILL STILL BE~!!!'

'MY REIGN SHALL PREVAIL~!!!'

EFG...still haz a sad. D:

#24 - For Teh Lulz :D

2009-06-24T18:42:00.003+08:00

blah, just wanna share this vid ~~causeof boredness. Before that i think some of you might watched already ,yes i know some of you might say sLowP0K3 *coughjamescough* anyway~~ enjoy.

shaojun

#23 - Academic & Extracurricular Exhibition

2009-06-19T18:10:00.009+08:00

I'm sorry to copy james' way for dissemination.

my skul's having academic exhibition & extracurricular a.k.a 学术学艺展
for tml and the day after tml
20/6 - 9am-4pm
21/6 - 9am- 3pm
location chong hwa independent high skul, jln ipoh, k.l.

http://www.chonghwakl.edu.my/
further information up ther.

btw.dis activity is also one of the activities for
skul's 90th anniversary

drop by if u're interested.(although i noe no one will b attracted= =)
or juz ignore it.lol

p/s.entrance free
thxs fer reading till dis point.

H.Y

#22 - SMKSU's Family Day.

2009-06-17T13:42:00.015+08:00

:D As teh title above, mah school's gonna have Hari Keluarga (Family Day) in which students sells random stuff all over the school and hosts various games for everyone.if you didn't know.

It's gonna be held on teh 4th of July which falls on a Saturday, from 7.30am - 3pm. This will then be followed by our school's anual dinner which starts at 7.30pm onwards on teh same day.

Teh Unofficial Poster.

Teh Unofficial Banner.

What i'm focusing on iz teh family day only, ~~the dinner can GTFO, i ain't gonna pay 60bucks for some crappy dinner~~ like every other school, the reason why is obviously to ~~scam some money out of you guys~~ raise funds for teh school ~~cause our school is badly in debt and if we don't pay it on time, those ah longs are gonna bomb teh school~~ to improve the school's facilities. Each class are gonna set up stalls/host games around teh school a-......I don't think furthur explanation is necessary, everyone should know what to do.

I'm selling coupons (a book of coupons worth RM10) so those who are interested can drop a comment at teh cbox so i can reserve some coupons for you.

That is all. ;D

EFG.

i highly doubt anyone will actually bother to drop a comment at teh cbox asking me to reserve coupons for them...wonder why i put this up in the 1st place....sigh.

#21 - Sunway Outing II

2009-06-12T22:00:00.010+08:00

Sup.

Orait, time to blog about the outing.

Met up with everyone around 10.15am. Monsieur James arrived at around 10.30am *coughandithoughtiwaslatecough*. There was some minor disagreement on the movies, so everyone kinda "voted" which movie to watch. We ended up watching Monsters vs. Aliens Non-3D at 11.20am and 17 Again ( yayayaYAYAYAYAYAYAY ) at 2.45pm.

Well, from what I heard, Monsters vs. Aliens sucked. In my opinion, it's not that bad. I had a good laugh. 17 Again was good. Excluding the times I got annoyed by some ~~asswipes~~ unknown people during the movie.

SPOILER ALERT
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO WATCH 17 AGAIN
PLEASE SKIP THIS PART

Case 1
*As Maggie flirts with Mike in the bedroom, asking him to have ~~buttsecks~~ sex with her....*

BEESH : OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *whacks her guy friend repeatedly*
BEESH2 : OMGGGGG NOOOOOO OMGGG HE'S SOO HOT
Me : ~~HOI BABI ORG TGH TENGOK WAYANG BOLEH DIAM KE TAK?!~~ *facepalm*

Case 2
*Somewhere in the middle of the movie...*

Unknown Fella : Hello? ... Uhh, I'm not gonna be back early ... I'm at friend's house ( wtf? -.- ) ... I'm kinda busy ... *hangs up*
Me : *facepalm*

Case 3 ( According to James )
*From the beginning of the movie to the end*

*Couple in front starts making out heavily*
James : O___________o

And James got distracted LOLOLOL>; D

After watching Monsters vs. Aliens, we walked around. We ended up at the mini arcade near the skating rink. Shot some hoops and played table hockey.Then we went to the arcade beside the cinema, where we played Daytona ( basically, we just played that the whole time we're there -.- ), House of Dead and some machine gun thingo. Oh, just remembered. You know the arcade, they got this ~~weird~~ dance thingo where you gotta move your arms ~~like some mad person~~. I find it pretty ~~gay gay gay GAY GAY GAY~~ amusing. LOL Then we made our way to the cinema for 17 Again.

After thaaaaat, went for our late lunch at Subway ( OMNOMNOMNOMNOM ). Once our tummy is filled with those oh so wonderfully delicious sandwiches freshly made by the fellas at Subway who are employed by some beeshes cause they wanna earn money to make a living, everyone started to rot and walk around like mindless zombies. Walked around, blah blah blah blah talked blah blah and we all went home.

James : Saw mah profeesional jammi-, Oh hey camera! *poses ~~pathetically~~*

Me : HOI CONCENTRATE LAH...fag _|_

Natalie : *smiles*

*credits to shaojun*

Not many pics were taken, but a picture worth a thousand words no? ;D & I lost my camwhore mojo.
Oh wait, I memang tak de ;P

This is such a boring post. I hope I have totally wasted 5-10minutes of your life. Signing off.

yinling.

#20 - HAPPY BELATED!

2009-06-03T15:35:00.003+08:00

NATALIE! WEN JING! HAPPY BELATED! sorry so late yea(:
you both old liao lor* x) of course i can say that since i'm not 15. YET.
aiks. can't go gathering. no transport. :( so. bye bye another gathering.
why lah joanne live SO FAR! o.o
have fun for the gathering(;

yours truly,
JOANNE!

#19 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYWENJING&NATALIE

2009-05-30T00:00:00.005+08:00

CHIA WEN JING

focus -> girl on left

focus -> girl on left

and

NATALIE CHOONG ZHI HERN

focus -> girl on right

she's bringing sexy back

focus -> girl in middle with striped shirt

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
both of you are getting olderrrrr~
okay fine, be positive.

welcome to the

IM 15 YEARS OLD GROUP

(:

tatas

#18 - Sunway Pyramid Gathering II.

2009-05-29T22:17:00.018+08:00

We're gonna make this brief cuz we has enough blogging for today.

So we just has seriouse talk and decided we is are gonna has one gathering for each week.

Sunway Pyramid Gathering.

Date : 12th June 2009 (Friday)

Venue : Sunway Pyramid (duh.)

Meeting Point : Mcdonalds

Time : 10:00am - ??

Website : http://www.tgv.com.my/

Shall we suggest that we watch two movies on teh same day? ;D

So yeah, we've decided on these dates on our own cause we're sick of you people fighting over which day to go..if you can't make it, too bad for you.

Those who are interested can pm me or Yin Ling @ jameschu88@hotmail.com and akyl_2004@hotmail.com respectively or you can contact us either 013-3366027(James) or 019-3810841(Yin Ling).

The list of people who are coming :

James
Yin Ling
Wei Shiuan
Natalie
Teng Wern
Josiah
Shao Jun
Galvin
Meng Hoe

PS : The Sunway Lagoon trip has been canceled due to the lack of people. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience caused.

That is all.

Teh Admins.

#17 - A Token Of Appreciation

2009-05-29T21:14:00.008+08:00

Dearly beloved ~~fans~~ guest,

First and foremost, the admins & blog authors would riek to say ten jews for actually ~~wasting~~ spending your time here at 6iunited.blogspot.com.

Anyways, this post is just all for you wonderful people. Because of all of you, 6iunited.blogspot.com is worth.....

IT'S IN USD WOOOTS

Yes, that's a lot of money.

Thank you, all of you, for making ~~us filthy rich~~ this happen.

Regards,

Teh Admins And Blog Authors of 6iunited.blogspot.com

#16 - Sunway Lagoon Anyone?

2009-05-29T11:19:00.004+08:00

As i promised, i'm supposed to post another epic story, but for teh sake of a certain someone's reputation, i decided not to..though it's soooo epic..D:

BUT....

Another epic incident happened in my school DURING the last day of exams...this time it wasn't only me but teh whole class was also involved...technically...but this won't be as epic as teh inicident i mentioned earlier...its epicness is >9000!!

In before Get to the point already..well if you're not interested to witness teh epicness..you can always scroll all teh way down..it's gonna be a loooooong~~cat~~ post so for those who are willing to witness teh epicness..i would suggest you to take something to chew on..;D

It's such a waste to not post teh incident which has the epicness of >9000...wonder what's going on in her mind.*sigh*

Oh wellz...no point ~~sulking~~ crying over spilt milk right? here's what happened in my class during teh last day of exam..which was on thursday (28/7/09)...

After recess we had two more exams..which was Seni and BM paper 1 (don't ask me why is BM the last paper...i don't know either..= =")....we had our seni papers 1st and it was moral period...which means to say free period..considering the fact that my class has exceptionally lots of free period..why do i say that? that's because..

Moral (3 periods) - The teacher is pregnant so she's on maternal leave for i-have-no-idea months.

Seni (2 periods) - It's the same fuxxing teacher.

Sivik (2 periods) - Our teacher is the effing pengetua of teh school..the ONLY time he came into our class was during teh 1st week of school..after that he didn't showed up anymore..and i don't think he'll ever will..and teh school was too fuxxing lazy to change a teacher...*coughthankyoucough*

Total Free Periods = 7 periods..cool eh? ;D

So since it was moral period...a relief teacher came into our class..and ironically it was a trainee...since she was a trainee...my our class decided to bully her ;D..when she started the papers..we treated teh exam like a joke...throughout the exam we were making noise..and we were LITERALLY copying each other's paper...how literal?

Me : Eh what's the answer for this question ah?
Friend 1(in front of me) : Here. (shows me his paper)
Me : Are you sure that's the answer??
Friend 1: i'm not sure actually ask someone else lah.
Me : Wei! *whistles*
Friend 2(two tables away from me) : ?
Me : What did you put for question ___?
Friend 2: *looks at the paper*...B
Me : Question ___ leh?
Friend : *looks again* i think it's D.
Me : Wokkay.

And teacher didn't even realize we were copying...cause she was too busy trying to keep us quiet..;D...30 mins left til the exam finishes and we're all finished ~~copying~~ *coughdoingcough* our papers...so while waiting for teh exam to finish...i was too bored and decided to do something lame....like trying to balance as many pencil as possible on the tip of my fingers..so i started off to balance one on the index finger..not much of a challange..then i tried to balance another one on my pinky finger at the same time...i did it eventually...then i got a lil' carried away and tried to balance 5 pencils with each on each finger..while i was in the middle of doing that......

Some Dude : Look at James and his balancing skillz wei!
Me : ?
Whole Class : *turns at look at me* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH~!!1one1!!one
Me : LOL! *lose balance and drops all pencils*

After that the teacher confiscated ALL my stuffs....

Teacher : *comes to my table and confiscate ALL my stuffs*
Me : TEACHER!! WHAT DID I DO?!?!
Teacher : You made noise..
Me : ME MAKE NOISE?!?!? IT'S THEM WHO MADE NOISE. I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU...INNOCENT!
Teacher : Queit.
Me : I DIDN'T EVEN SAY I SINGLE WORD AND YOU BLAME ME?! WHAT IS THIS?!?
Teacher : Talk summore and i'll tear your paper in half.
Me : Wokkay.

So in the end i stuffs got all consficated and then she handed it to another relief teacher..but this this it was a senior teacher...

Senior Teacher : Who's stuff is this?
Me : *raises hand* *class looks at me* Mine.
Teacher : What did you do?? Why did the teacher rampas your stuffs?
Me : How the heck would i know..i didn't even make any noise..i'm innocent!
Teacher : *turns to another student* why is his stuff here?
Me : I told you! i'm fecking innocent!!
Teacher : Am i talking to you?? turn in front.
Me : *facepalm*

Then i took a pencil from my friend since i wanted to do some changes in my paper...after that i started balancing it on my pinky again...then the teacher came by..

Teacher : Can you stop disturbing people?
Me : Who's disturbing people??
Teacher : Oh fine smarty pants..you're actions are attracting other students..
Me : Well no one asked them to look at me right?
Teacher : *dulans* SLEEP.

After that the exam was over..the teacher collected the papers and we were allowed to leave our seats...After that the teacher went and asked a random student..and i happened to overheard it..

Teacher : Actually who's the monitor of the class?
Student : *gives out a huge chuckle*.
Teacher : What's so funny?
Student : Nothing.
Teacher : Well if you see him tell him to give these stuff back to the boy.
Student : *laughs* al..right
Teacher : *gives her one look while she leaves*

After that we had our final paper for the exams...i don't have much to say about this cuz we were all serious about it..after that our class went amok and started screaming when the teacher collected the final paper..

So yeah..i think that's about it i can blog about.

I Lied.

Here comes the main point of the post...since exams are over....anyone interested to go for one last trip to sunway lagoon before PMR comes? ;D

This is just a suggestion btw, we'll will talk about over msn...i'll be on 24/7 so pm me and suggest me a date and time if you're interested..confirmation will be posted on a different post.

That is all.

I guess without the ~~crappy~~ story this will be the shortest post ever posted.

So yeah..i think that's about it i can blog about....srzly.

PS : I would riek to take this opportunity to wish Chia Wen Jing a Happy Belated 15th Birthday.

EFG.

#15 - How Fast Of A Typer Are You?

2009-05-27T17:43:00.008+08:00

85 words

This is my ~~unbelievably amazingly awesome one-of-a-kind inhuman typing skiils. i is are pwn all of jew i has teh hand of awesome and thou shalt bow before teh hand of awesome.~~result after ~~umpteen~~ a few tries.

K
Typing Test

J

Think you're the fastest typer among your friends? Why not take this test to prove yourself? It's a typing test for you ~~geeks~~ people out there to show off your ~~geeky~~ typing skillz. It's just a click away. And yes it is virus-~~filled~~ free so you don't have to worry about your computer being attacked by it.

Post your highest record you've ever reached @ COMMENTS(The one at the bottom of each post) with your points, your CPM (character per minute) and the number of correct and wrong words. If you beat your previous record that is already in teh shotbox, no worries, just post your latest record and i'll delete your previous one. ;D

Props to our beloved admin for ~~wasting our time~~ providing us ~~bullshit~~ entertainment to our blog. ;D

PS : For you newfags out there, remember to post your URL of your record @ teh Shotbox. Remember, Bak kata pepatah 'Anda Tahu Gerudinya'. which literally means 'You know the drill' and the drill is 'Pictar or it didn't happened'. There's also a similar one which is 'You know the drill, Pic or GTFO' or simply 'Pic or GTFO'. ;D Oldfags like shao jun should know what i'm trying to say amidoingitrite.jpg I just realized it can't work lul..oh wellz...guess we can only count on you..you may lie to us all, but you can't lie to God..so you should know what to do. ;)

I think that's about it i can blog about..though not much of a post.

EFG.

#14 - MID-YEARS WOOHOO~!

2009-05-18T16:39:00.006+08:00

Mid-Year Exam's here ( well, for my school lah )
Feelin' the stress?
Just a few more months and its ~~freakin~~ PMR.
Wonder who's the ~~idiot~~ fella who came up with it.

Anyways,

All the best to you !
Doesn't matter whether you're Form 1, 2, 3 or maybe even Std. 4.

On a totally unrelated note.

To 6i-ians,
Nak gathering this hols? :D Will update about this next time.

yinling.

#13 - Guess Whose Birthday !!

2009-05-10T23:59:00.006+08:00

11th of May .....

Guess whose birthday ??? (let's see how many of u can remember, hehe^^ )

lastest pic of Kar Yih ^^

Name: Chiew Kar Yih

D.O.B: 11-5-1994

Present school : SMK Subang Jaya (if i am not mistaken)

Happy birthday to Kar Yih !!!!

Wish u good luck in your coming exam !!!

By ,
Nat

#12 - Me...?? Spreading Chicken Pox....???

2009-05-02T09:27:00.011+08:00

I is are back (by popular demand of course, pop a confetti if you will)for moar epicness~!!

Alright...before i start..lemmeh get a few things straight 1st, In before 'don't be lazy & go create your own blog lah zomg..this is a SHARED blog and not ur personal blog' for those slowpokes out there who are reading my ~~blog~~ post..please stfu and pay attention to teh shoutbox..i got teh approval from teh admin so you have the right to remain ~~stupid~~ silent..and for those newfags out there..i'm sure you wouldn't know the term 'in before'..that's simply because you don't go to websites such as *enter website here*..which is good..unless you're like a certain someone *coughshaojunandherbrothercough* who ~~always~~ occasionally enters those websites..(for more details..please refer to shao jun..thank you =D)

Alright...in before is a corruption of the Occupatio technique which presumably originated on 4chan at least 100 years ago, but has since spread like wildfire over the Internets. It is used as a first reply to meme-baiting posts in order to thoroughly pwn the noob who started the thread as well as ruin the fun of all future posters to that thread. Unfortunately, faggots generally carry on regardless..'whenever you feel like criticizing any one, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.'And just how many people could there be in such a circle, here close to the top of the Western Slope? The Roydmans, Annie Wilkes, maybe ten or twelve others? And just because it hadn't been found so far didn't mean it wouldn't be found. His vivid imagination (which he had not gotten from anyone on his mother's side of the family) now took over. The cop was tall, handsome in a cold way, his sideburns perhaps a bit longer than regulation. He was wearing dark sunglasses in which the person being questioned would see his own face in duplicate. His voice had a flat Midwestern twang. We've found an overturned car halfway down Humbuggy Mountain which belongs to a famous writer named Paul Sheldon. There's some blood on the seats and the dashboard, but no sign of him. Must have crawled out, may even have wandered away in a daze - That was a laugh, considering the state of his legs, but of course they would not know what injuries he might have sustained. They would only assume that, if he was not here, he must have been strong enough to get at least a little way. The course of their deductions was not apt to lead to such an unlikely possibility as kidnapping, at least not at first, and probably never. Do you remember seeing anyone on the road the day of the storm? Tall man, forty-two years old, sandy hair? Probably wearing blue jeans and a checked flannel shirt and a parka? Might have looked sort of bunged up? Hell, might not even have known who he was? Annie would give the cop coffee in the kitchen; Annie would be mindful that all the doors between there and the spare bedroom should be closed. In case he should groan. Why, no, officer - I didn't see a soul. In fact, I came back from town just as quick as I could chase when Tony Roberts told me that bad old storm wasn't turning south after all. The cop, setting down the coffee cup and getting up: Well, if you should see anyone fitting the description, ma'am, I hope you'll get in touch with us just as fast as you can. He's quite a famous Person. Been in People magazine. Some other ones, too. I certainly will, officer! And away he would go. Maybe something like that had already happened and he just didn't know about it. Maybe his imaginary cop's actual counterpart or counterparts had visited Annie while he was doped out. God knew he spent enough time doped out. More thought convinced him it was unlikely. He wasn't Joe Blow from Kokomo, just some transient blowing through. He had been in People (first best-seller) and Us (first divorce); there had been a question about him one Sunday in Walter Scott's Personality Parade. There would have been rechecks, maybe by phone, probably by the cops themselves. When a celebrity - even a quasi-celebrity like a writer disappeared, the heat came on. You're only guessing, man. Maybe guessing, maybe deducing. Either way it was better than just lying here and doing nothing. What about guardrails? He tried to remember and couldn't. He could only remember reaching for his cigarettes, then the amazing way the ground and the sky had switched places, then darkness. But again, deduction (or educated guesswork, if you wanted to be snotty) made it easier to believe there had been none. Smashed guardrails and snapped guywires would have alerted roadcrews. So what exactly had happened? He had lost control at a place where there wasn't much of a drop, that was what - just enough grade to allow the car to flip over in space. If the drop had been steeper, there would have been guardrails. If the drop had been steeper, Annie Wilkes would have found it difficult or impossible to get to him, let alone drag him back to the road by herself. So where was his car? Buried in the snow, of course. Paul put his arm over his eyes and saw a town plow coming up the road where he has crashed only two hours earlier. The plow is a dim orange blob in the driving snow near the end of this day. The man driving is bundled to the eyes; on his head he wears an old-fashioned trainman's cap of blue-and-white pillowtick. To his right, at the bottom of a shallow slope which will, not far from here, deepen into a more typical upcountry gorge, lies Paul Sheldon's Camaro, with the faded blue HART FOR PRESIDENT sticker on the rear bumper just about the brightest thing down there. The guy driving the plow doesn't see the car; bumper sticker is too faded to catch his eye. The wing-plows block most of his side-vision, and besides, it's almost dark and he's beat. He just wants to finish this last run so he can turn the plow over to his relief and get a hot cup of joe. He sweeps past, the plow spurning cloudy snow into the gully. The Camaro, already drifted to the windows, is now buried to the roof-line. Later, in the deepest part of a stormy twilight when even the things directly in front of you look unreal, the second-shift man drives by, headed in the opposite direction, and entombs it. Paul opened his eyes and looked at the plaster ceiling. There was a fine series of hairline cracks up there that seemed to make a trio of interlocked W's. He had become very familiar with them over the endless run of days he had lain here since coming out of the cloud, and now he traced them again, idly thinking of w words such as wicked and wretched and witchlike and wriggling. Yes. Could have been that way. Could have been. Had she thought of what might happen when his car was found? She might have. She was nuts, but being nuts didn't make her stupid. Yet it had never crossed her mind that he might have a duplicate of Fast Cars. Yeah. And she was right. The bitch was right. I didn't. Images of the blackened pages floating up, the flames, the sounds, the smell of the uncreation - he gritted his teeth against the images and tried to shut his mind away from them; vivid was not always good. No, you didn't, but nine out of ten writers would have - at least they would if they were getting paid as much as you have been for even the non-Misery books. She never even thought of it. She's not a writer. Neither is she stupid, as I think we have both agreed. I think that she is filled with herself - she does not just have a large ego but one which is positively grandiose. Burning it seemed to her the proper thing to do, and the idea that her concept of the proper thing to do might be short-circuited by something so piddling as a bank Xerox machine and a couple of rolls of quarters . . . that blip just never crossed her screen, my friend. His other deductions might be like houses built on quicksand, but this view of Annie Wilkes seemed to him as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar. Because of his researches for Misery, he had rather more than a layman's understanding of neurosis and psychosis, and he knew that although a borderline psychotic might have alternating periods of deep depression and almost aggressive cheerfulness and hilarity, the puffed and infected ego underlay all, positive that all eyes were upon him or her, positive that he or she was staffing in a great drama; the outcome was a thing for which untold millions waited with held breath. Such an ego simply forbade certain lines of thought. These lines were predictable because they all stretched in the same direction: from the unstable person to objects, situations, or other persons outside of the subject's field of control (or fantasy: to the neurotic there might be some difference but to the psychotic they were one and the same). Annie Wilkes had wanted Fast Cars destroyed, and so, to her, there had been only the one copy. Maybe I could have saved the damn thing by telling her there were more. She would have seen destroying the manuscript was futile. She - His breathing, which had been slowing toward sleep, suddenly caught in his throat and his eyes widened. Yes, she would have seen it was futile. She would have been forced to acknowledge one of those lines leading to a place beyond her control. The ego would be hurt, squealing - I have such a temper! If she had been clearly faced with the fact that she couldn't destroy his "dirty book", might she not have decided to destroy the creator of the dirty book instead? After all, there was no copy of Paul Sheldon. His heart was beating fast. In the other room the clock began to bong, and overhead he heard her thumping footfalls cross his ceiling. The faint sound of her urinating. The toilet flushing. The heavy pad of her feet as she went back to bed. The creak of the springs. You won't make me mad again, will you? His mind suddenly tried to break into a gallop, an overbred trotter trying to break stride. What, if anything, did all this dime-store psychoanalysis mean in terms of his car? About when it was found? What did it mean to him? "Wait a minute," he whispered in the dark. "Wait a minute, wait a minute, just hold the phone. Slow down." He put his arm across his eyes again and again conjured up the state trooper with the dark sunglasses and the overlong sideburns. We've found an overturned car halfway down Humbuggy Mountain, the state trooper was saying, and blah-de-blah-de-blah. Only this time Annie doesn't invite him to stay for coffee. This time she isn't going to feel safe until he's out of her house and far down the road. Even in the kitchen, even with two closed doors between them and the guest-room, even with the guest doped to the ears, the trooper might hear a groan. If his car was found, Annie Wilkes would know she was in trouble, wouldn't she? "Yes," Paul whispered. His legs were beginning to hurt again, but in the dawning horror of this recognition he barely noticed. She would be in trouble not because she had taken him to her house, especially if it was closer than Sidewinder (and so Paul believed it to be); for that they would probably give her a medal and a lifetime membership in the Misery Chastain Fan Club (to Paul's endless chagrin there actually was such a thing). The problem was, she had taken him to her house and installed him in the guest-room and told no one. No phone-call to the local ambulance service: "This is Annie up on the Humbuggy Mountain Road and I've got a fellow here, looks a bit like King Kong used him for a trampoline." The problem was, she had filled him full of dope to which she was certainly not supposed to have access - not if he was even half as hooked as he thought he was. The problem was, she had followed the dope with a weird sort of treatment, sticking needles in his arms, splinting his legs with sawed-off pieces of aluminum crutches. The problem was, Annie Wilkes had been on the stand up there in Denver . . . and not as a supporting witness, either, Paul thought. I'd bet the house and lot on that. So she watches the cop go down the road in his spandy-clean cruiser (spandy-clean except for the caked chunks of snow and salt nestled in the wheel-wells and under the bumpers, that is), and she feels safe again . . . but not too safe, because now she is like an animal with its wind up. Way, way up. The cops will look and look and look, because he is not just good old Joe Blow from Kokomo; he is Paul Sheldon, the literary Zeus from whose brow sprang Misery Chastain, darling of the dump-bins and sweetheart of the supermarkets. Maybe when they don't find him they'll stop looking, or at least look someplace else, but maybe one of the Roydmans saw her going by that night and saw something funny in the back of Old Bessie, something wrapped in a quilt, something vaguely manlike. Even if they hadn't seen a thing, she wouldn't put it past the Roydmans to make up a story to get her in trouble; they didn't like her. The cops might come back, and next time her house-guest might not be so quiet. He remembered her eyes darting around aimlessly when the fire in the barbecue pot was on the verge of getting out of control. He could see her tongue sticking her lips. He could see her walking back and forth, hands clenching and unclenching, peeking every now and then into the guest-room where he lay lost in his cloud. Every now and then she would utter "Goodness!" to the empty rooms. She had stolen a rare bird with beautiful feathers - a rare bird which came from Africa. And what would they do if they found out? Why, put her up on the stand again, of course. Put her up on the stand again in Denver. And this time she might not walk free. He took his arm away from his eyes. He looked at the interlocking W's swaying drunkenly across the ceiling.O WHY HAI THAR YOUNG PADAWAN. He didn't need his elbow over his eyes to see the rest. She might hang on to him for a day or a week. It might take a follow-up phone-call or visit to make her decide to get rid of her rara avis. But in the end she would do it, just as wild dogs begin to bury their illicit kills after they have been hunted awhile. She would give him five pills instead of two, or perhaps smother him with a pillow; perhaps she would simply shoot him. Surely there was a rifle around somewhere - almost everyone living in the high country had one - and that would take care of the problem. No - not the gun. Too messy. Might leave evidence. None of that had happened yet because no one had found the car. They might be looking for him in New York or in L.A., but no one was looking for him in Sidewinder, Colorado. But in the spring. The W's straggled across the ceiling. Washed. Wiped. Wasted. The throbbing in his legs was more insistent; the next time the clock bonged she would come, but he was almost afraid she would read his thoughts on his face, like the bare premise of a story too gruesome to write. His eyes drifted left. There was a calendar on the wall. It showed a boy riding a sled down a hill. It was February according to the calendar, but if his calculations were right it was already early March. Annie Wilkes had just forgotten to turn the page. How long before the melting snows revealed his Camaro with its New York plates and its registration in the glove compartment proclaiming the owner to be Paul Sheldon? How long before that trooper called on her, or until she read it in the paper? How long until the spring melt? Six weeks? Five? That could be the length of my life, Paul thought, and began shuddering. By then his legs were fully awake, and it was not until she had come in and given him another dose of medicine that he was able to fall asleep "I'd like some different paper, if you could get it," he said when she came back to put the typewriter and paper on the board. "Different from this?" she asked, tapping the cellophane-wrapped package of Corrasable Bond. "But this is the most expensive of all! I asked when I went into the Paper Patch!" "Didn't your mother ever tell you that the most expensive is not always the best?" Annie's brow darkened. Her initial defensiveness had been replaced by indignation. Paul guessed her fury would follow. "No, she did not. What she told me, Mister Smart Guy, is that when you buy cheap, you get cheap." The climate inside her, he had come to discover, was like springtime in the Midwest. She was a woman full of tornadoes waiting to happen, and if he had been a farmer observing a sky which looked the way Annie's face looked right now, he would have at once gone to collect his family and herd them into the storm cellar. Her brow was too white. Her nostrils flared regularly, like the nostrils of an animal scenting fire. Her hands had begun to spring limberly open and then snatch closed again, catching air and squashing it. His need for her and his vulnerability to her screamed at him to back off, to placate her while there was still time if indeed there still was - as a tribe in one of -those Rider Haggard stories would have placated their goddess when she was angry, by making sacrifice to her effigy. But there was another part of him, more calculating and less cowed, which reminded him that he could not play the part of Scheherazade if he grew frightened and placatory whenever she stormed. If he did, she would storm all the more. If you didn't have something she badly wants, this part of him reasoned, she would have taken you to the hospital right away or killed you later on to protect herself from the Roydmans - because for Annie the world is full of Roydmans, for Annie they're lurking behind every bush. And if you don't bell this bitch right now, Paulie my boy, you may never be able to. She was beginning to breathe more rapidly, almost to hyperventilate; the rhythm of her clenching hands was likewise speeding up, and he knew that in a moment she would be beyond him. Gathering up the little courage he had left, trying desperately to summon exactly the right note of sharp and yet almost casual irritability, he said: "And you might as well stop that. Getting mad won't change a thing." She froze as if he had slapped her and looked at him, wounded. "Annie," he said patiently, "this is no big deal." "It's a trick," she said. "You don't want to write my book and so you're making up tricks not to start. I knew you would. Oh boy. But it's not going to work. It - " "That's silly," he said. "Did I say I wasn't going to start?" "No . . . no, but - " "That's right. Because I am. And if you come here and take a look at something, I'll show you what the problem is. Bring that Webster Pot with you, please." "The what?" "Little jar of pens and pencils, " he said. "On newspapers, they sometimes call them Webster Pots. After Daniel Webster." This was a lie he had made up on the spur of the moment, but it had the desired effect - she looked more confused than ever, lost in a specialists" world of which she had not the slightest knowledge. The confusion had diffused (and thus defused) her rage even more; he saw she now didn't even know if she had any right to be angry. She brought over the jar of pens and pencils and slammed them down on the board and he thought: Goddam! I won No - that wasn't right. Misery had won. But that isn't right, either. It was Scheherazade. Scheherazade won. "What?" she said grumpily. "Watch." He opened the package of Corrasable and took out a sheet He took a freshly sharpened pencil and drew a fine on the paper. Then he took a ballpoint pen and drew another line parallel to the first. Then he slid his thumb across the slightly waffled surface of the paper. Both lines blurred smudgily in the direction his thumb was travelling, the pencil-line slightly more than the one he had drawn with the pen. "See?" "So what?" "Ribbon-ink will blur, too," he said. "It doesn't blur a much as that pencil-line, but it's worse than the ballpoint-ink line." "Were you going to sit and rub every page with your thumb?" "Just the shift of the pages against each other will accomplish plenty of blurring over a period of weeks or ever days," he said, "and when a manuscript is in work, it get shifted around a lot. You're always hunting back through to find a name or a date. My God, Annie, one of the first thing you find out in this business is that editors hate reading manuscripts typed on Corrasable Bond almost as much a they hate hand-written manuscripts." "Don't call it that. I hate it when you call it that." He looked at her, honestly puzzled. "Call what what?" "When you pervert the talent God gave you by calling it a business. I hate that." "I'm sorry." "You ought to be," she said stonily. "You might as well call yourself a whore." No, Annie, he thought, suddenly filled with fury. I'm no whore. Fast Cars was about not being a whore. That's what killing that goddamned bitch Misery was about, now that I think about it. I was driving to the West Coast to celebrate my liberation from a state of whoredom. What you did was to pull me out of the wreck when I crashed my car and stick me back in the crib again. Two dollar straight up, four dollar I take you around the world. And every now and then I see a flicker in your eyes that tells me a part of you way back inside knows it too. A jury might let you off by reason of insanity, but not me, Annie. Not this kid. "A good point," he said. "Now, going back to the subject of the paper - " "I'll get you your cockadoodie paper," she said sullenly. "Just tell me what to get and I'll get it." "As long as you understand I'm on your side - " "Don't make me laugh. No one has been on my side since my mother died twenty years ago." "Believe what you want, then," he said. "If you're so insecure you can't believe I'm grateful to you for saving my life, that's your problem." He was watching her shrewdly, and again saw a flicker of uncertainty, of wanting to believe, in her eyes. Good. Very good. He looked at her with all the sincerity he could muster, and again in his mind he imagined shoving a chunk of glass into her throat, once and forever letting out the blood that serviced her crazy brain. "At least you should be able to believe that I am on the book's side. You spoke of binding it. I assume that you meant binding the manuscript? The typed pages?" "Of course that's what I meant." Yes, you bet. Because if you took the manuscript to a printer, it might raise questions. You may be naive about the world of books and publishing, but not that naive.EPIC STORY IS EPIC LULS. Paul Sheldon is missing, and your printer might remember receiving a book-length manuscript concerning itself with Paul Sheldon's most famous character right around the time the man himself disappeared, mightn't he? And he'd certainly remember the instructions - instructions so queer any printer would remember them. One printed copy of a novel-length manuscript. Just one. "What did she look like, officer? Well, she was a big woman. Looked sort of like a stone idol in a H. Rider Haggard story. Just a minute, I've got her name and address here in the files . . . Just let me look up the carbons of the invoices . . . " "Nothing wrong with the idea, either," he said. "A bound manuscript can be damned handsome. Looks like a good folio edition. But a book should last a long time, Annie, and if I write this one on Corrasable, you're going to have nothing but a bunch of blank papers in ten years or so. Unless, of course, you just put it on the shelf." But she wouldn't want that, would she? Christ, no. She'd want to take it down every day, maybe every few hours. Take it down and gloat over it. An odd stony look had come onto her face. He did not like this mulishness, this almost ostentatious look of obduracy. It made him nervous. He could calculate her rage, but there was something in this new expression which was as opaque as it was childish. "You don't have to talk anymore," she said. "I already told you I'll get you your paper. What kind?" "In this business-supply store you go to - " "The Paper Patch." "Yes, the Paper Patch. You tell them you'd like two reams - a ream is a package of five hundred sheets - " "I know that. I'm not stupid, Paul." "I know you're not," he said, becoming more nervous still. The pain had begun to mutter up and down his legs again, and it was speaking even more -loudly from the area of his pelvis - he had been sitting up for nearly an hour, and the dislocation down there was complaining about it. Keep cool, for God's sake - don't lose everything you've gained! But have I gained anything? Or is it only wishful thinking? "Ask for two reams of white long-grain mimeo. Hammermill Bond is a good brand; so is Triad Modem. Two reams of mimeo will cost less than this one package of Corrasable, and it should be enough to do the whole job, write and rewrite." "I'll go right now," she said, getting up suddenly. He looked at her, alarmed, understanding that she meant to leave him without his medication again, and sitting up this time, as well. Sitting already hurt; the pain would be monstrous by the time she got back, even if she hurried. "You don't have to do that," he said, speaking fast. "The Corrasable is good enough to start with - after all, I'll have to rewrite anyway - " "Only a silly person would try to start a good work with a bad tool." She took the package of Corrasable Bond, then snatched the sheet with the two smudged lines and crumpled it into a ball. She tossed both into the wastebasket and turned back to him. That stony, obdurate look covered her face like a mask. Her eyes glittered like tarnished dimes. "I'm going to town now," she said. "I know you want to get started as soon as you can, since you're on my side - " she spoke these last words with intense, smoking sarcasm (and, Paul believed, more self-hate than she would ever know) "and so I'm not even going to take time to put you back in your bed." She smiled, a pulling of the lips that was grotesquely puppet-like, and slipped to his side in her silent white nurse" shoes. Her fingers touched his hair. He flinched. He tried not to but couldn't help it. Her dead-alive smile widened. "Although I suspect we may have to put off the actual start of Misery's Retum for a day . . . or two . . . perhaps even three. Yes, it may be as long as three days before you are able to sit up again. Because of the pain. Too bad. I had champagne chilling in the fridge. I'll have to put it back in the shed." "Annie, really, I can start if you'll just - " "No, Paul." She moved to the door and then turned, looking at him with that stony face. Only her eyes, those tarnished dimes, were fully alive under the shelf of her brow. "There is one thought I would like to leave you with. You may think you can fool me, or trick me; I know I look slow and stupid. But I am not stupid, Paul, and I am not slow." Suddenly her face broke apart. The stony obduracy shattered and what shone through was the countenance of an insanely angry child. For a moment Paul thought the extremity of his terror might kill him. Had he thought he had gained the upper hand? Had he? Could one possibly play Scheherazade when one's captor was insane? She rushed across the room at him, thick legs pumping, knees flexing, elbows chopping back and forth in the stale sickroom air like pistons. Her hair bounced and joggled around her face as it came loose from the bobby-pins that held it up. Now her passage was not silent; it was like the tread of Goliath striding into the Valley of Bones. The picture of the Arc de Triomphe cracked affrightedly on the wall. "Geeeee-yahhh!" she screamed, and brought her fist down on the bunched salt-dome that had been Paul Sheldon's left knee. He threw his head back and howled, veins standing out in his neck and on his forehead. Pain burst out from his knee and shrouded him, whitely radiant, in the center of a nova. She tore the typewriter off the board and slammed it down on the mantel, lifting its weight of dead metal as he might have lifted an empty cardboard box. "So you just sit there," she said, lips pulled back in that grinning rictus, "and you think about who is in charge here, and all the things I can do to hurt you if you behave badly or try to trick me. You sit there and you scream if you want to, because no one can hear you. No one stops here because they all know Annie Wilkes is crazy, they all know what she did, even if they did find me innocent." She walked back to the door and turned again, and he screamed again when she did, in anticipation of another bull-like charge, and that made her grin more widely. "I'll tell you something else," she said softly. "They think I got away with it, and they are right. Think about that, Paul, while I'm in town getting your cockadoodie paper." She left, slamming the bedroom door hard enough to shake the house. Then there was the click of the lock. He leaned back in the chair, shaking all over, trying not to shake because it hurt, not able to help it. Tears streamed down his cheeks. Again and again he saw her flying across the room, again and again he saw her bringing her fist down on the remains of his knee with all the force of an angry drunk hammering on an oak bar, again and again he was swallowed in that terrible blue-white nova of pain. "Please, God, please," he moaned as the Cherokee started outside with a bang and a roar. "Please, God, please - let me out of this or kill me . . . let me out of this or kill me." The roar of the engine faded off down the road and God did neither and he was left with his tears and the pain, which was now fully awake and raving through his body. *enter tl;dr (too long;didn't read) tag here*

To cut things short..'in before X' simply means that you post X 1st knowing someone's gonna post it eventually. Eg :

Dude 1 : Why do i always recieve negative comments?
Dude 2 : In before 'you have severe face problem'
Dude 3 : Dude i was gonna say that!
Dude 2 : SLOWPOKE~!!

In other words...the total pwnage of slowpokes..so there you go...you've just learned a new word today =D.

Now...what was i gonna post about again...?? Uhhh...........i forgot LOL....no srzly i forgot...= ="..potong stim loh...blah..anyways..here's a video for you guise to keep you guise occup-

Nvm i just remembered..LOL.

Here we go..two weeks ago i went to redang for 5 days 4 nights (18/3/09 - 22/3/09) for a break..which means to say i ponteng 2 days of school..since my school declared monday as a holiday due to sports day the day before..i don't mind elaborating more about my trip but i guess you guise don't give two sh*ts about it..so anyway...during my stay there i was literally harassed by bed bugs....i don't know why but it seems they like to ~~rape~~ harass my hands only...so both my hands looked like it was infected with chicken pox...so when i went back to school on thursday..one of my fren came and ask me.

Friend : Dude, what's wrong with your hands?
Me : Err..
Friend : Omg...is it chicken pox?!?!
Me : Er....(i lol'd at his reaction..so i just played along)..yeah =/
Friend : OMG...you mean you haven't get yet?!?!!
Me : Looks like it.
Friend : You mean you know when you're getting chicken pox wan ah??(cuz the week before i left i told him i won't be coming to school for the next week)
Me : By right i'm supposed to stay at home for the next 3 weeks (~~bullshit~~) but i miss you too much adi.
Friend : OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME AAHHH
Me : LOLS! *in my mind of course*
Me : You kena before adi right??
Friend : Y....ya-huh.....
Me : Then you're absolutely fine...once you kena adi you won't kena again one lah..rilek lah..(puts my arm around his shoulder)
Friend : Ar....ar...e...y...y...you....s-....sure.e...? (paranoid)
Me : Yes lah...besides..chicken pox can't spread THAT easily one lah..
Friend : Don't lie to me.
Me : Does it look like i'm lying to you?
Friend : Duh.
Me : = ="...whatever it is you'll be fine trust me.
Friend : *calls another friend of mine* dude dude...come here and look and his hand wei..
Me : *rawr*
Friend 2 : OMFG GET AWAY FROM ME OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : You get adi anot?
Friend 2 : NOO...SO STAY AWAY FROM ME!! *runs back to his table*
Me : Lol..."maybe i should play wif him for awhile"
Me : *walks to his table* Hello friend....long time no see eh..how's life?
Friend 2 : OMG WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Me : just saying hi..th-...oh hey..nice pen..*picks up the pen*
Friend 2 : OMG DON'T TOUCH IT~!!! OMG NOW MY PEN'S CONTAMINATED AND NOW I'M GONNA GET CHICKEN POX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : Lol...so paranoid for what..chicken pox doesn't spread as easy as you think lah..besides, better to get now than later right?? i'm trying to help you you know..you should be thanking me..
Friend 2 : JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME OMGOMGOMG.
Me : alright alright....suit yourself...*walks away*
Me : *laughs my ass out at one corner.*

I seriously can't believe ~~everyone~~ 3/4 of the class fell for it..for those who knew i asked them not to say anything or else they would have to face my ~~chicken pox~~ wrath.

Now this is where the epicness kicks in.

A day later when i was taking attendance i realized one girl was absent...i was surprised cuz i've never seen her absent before..so i just wrote down her name and informed the teacher...I expected her to come back to school the following day..

And she did.

But...

There were red spots all over her face and some on her hands....everyone gave her one look...so i went and ask her :

Me : You alright?
Friend : Yeah..
Me : What happened to you??
Friend : You think??
Me : Chicken pox......?
Friend : Mmm-hmm
Me : *AWKWARD SILENCE*
Friend : I had it on friday....went to teh hospital to do a check-up..doctor said it's a minor one..he said i'm gonna be alright..
Paranoid Friend (the one i mentioned earlier) : YOU SEE!!!! YOU SEEEEE!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE...SUMMORE SAY DOSEN'T SPREAD SO EASILY HUH...LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW GENIUS...LUCKILY I HAVE THE BRAINS UNLIKE YOU...YOURS IS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT..
Me : ...... *tries to play along* oh hey partner..! life's good huh? like they say..two is always better than one right??
Paranoid Friend & Chicken Pox Friend : GTFO!!
Me : *Epic PwnzZ0red*

Till this date everyone still thinks i still have chicken pox..which in fact i don't..and my paranoid friend is as paranoid as ever...

Me : Hey can i-...
Paranoid Friend : STAY AWAY FROM ME..GIT OUT MY FACE..DON'T BREATHE IN MY AIR...

So yeah, I think that's about it i can blog about..

PS : Drop a comment at teh shoutbox kthxbai.

PPS : Here's the vid i wanted to upload earlier...i think it's too ~~cute~~ good to be left unseen.

I know it just sounds wrong for me to say this but this is seriously the cutest shit i've ever seen in my 14 years of life.

EFG.

#11 - Me...?? Being Kidnapped....???

2009-04-15T13:43:00.005+08:00

And once again i apologize for posting my own stuff that does not involve teh class..but i guess this is just too good to be left untold.

So here we go....it was just a normal school morning....i got up from my bed and bathe and had my ~~breakfast~~ milo...(just so you know i don't take breakfast...sue me)...after that i put on my socks & shoes and rode my trusty ol' bike to school...when i was cyling my way to school i witnessed a kidnapping case with my own eyes..this mafia-ish dude literally threw a lil' kid into a car and just drove off...i tried to chase after this dude wif my ol' bike...but unfortunately my bike failed me and jammed itself..i lost control of teh bike and literally flew into a car though the windscreen...i broke both my legs and jaw and i'm now partially blind..i'm now lying on teh hospital bed writing this post in SJMC now and if any of you would be so kind to visit me..i'll be in room 203

Everything told on this post is 100% ~~true~~ false..this post is ~~not~~ a lie...it is absolutely ~~true~~ fake..the reason why i posted this post is because ~~this might be the last post i can ever type..because the impact from the accident was so great it is causing my brain to malfunction slowly...so eventually i'll lose the ability to move my hands..~~ i have too much time on my hands......and also no life. so i decided to waste it on this post. :D

Ignore the last sentence..something really happened in school yesterday......srzly......here we go...again....for real.

~~[copypasta]~~ It was just a normal school morning....i got up from my bed and bathe and had my ~~breakfast~~ milo...(just so you know i don't take breakfast...sue me)...after that i put on my socks & shoes ~~[copypasta]~~ ,put my seeds/plants into a plastic bag..(yes. it's for PEKA) and rode my bike to school...so basically my right hand is holding my bike while my left hand is holding teh bag..which means i'm cyling with one hand....and when i was cyling downhill (the road next to the main road.) in front of my school.(for those of you who don't know i'm in SMKSU)...i came across a bump/hump...so before i went over it i slowly pressed the brakes..(with one hand) and when i went over it..i started losing control of my bike...and before i knew it. i fell down along with my bike..(take note i was going downhill...) so i bruised my shoulder my elbow and a few more places...tore my unifom and my pants..broke my belt...and dented my precious bike..i fell on the middle of teh road..and while i was on teh ground..i saw a car in front of me..i thoght the driver was gonna come down and help me up..but in the end he didn't come down and i helped myself up..and the best part is....i looked at teh driver who i thought looked somewhat like a malay ~~babi~~ uncle..and he looked back at me...he gave me a glare as if he wanted to beat teh sh*t out of me..like i'm some suicide bomber or so....then i thought to myself "wtf is your problem?? what did i do to you?"..in the end i just raised my uninjured hand(left) and said sorry to him.

That isn't all...during reccess i was just chilling..when some dude from another class came and find meh..he told me : "The Pejabat wants to see you"...then i thought to myself.."wtf would the pejabat wants to see me for? don't tell me i have to do some dog's job for them again.." so i went to teh pejabat and asked if anyone was looking for me..then this malay girl came to me and we had a conversation that looked something like this :

Woman : u james ke?

Me : ya...?

Woman : tadi u ade telefon mak u tak?
Me : tak de ah..

Woman : sebab mak u telefon tadi..
Me : telephon saye buat ape??

Woman : tak tau..*shows me a piece of paper* ni mak u kan?? (my name was written as James Chow wtf..= =)

Me : ya betul.

*yada yada yada bla bla bla....*

Woman : kenape baju u macam ni??

Me : oh tadi saye jatuh.

Woman : ohh...mungkin tu sebab die panggil u lah.

Me : tapi macan mane die tau?? i tak panggil die pun.
Woman : entahlah...lebih baik u call die balik...die nampak risau lah..

Me : oh ok...saye akan call die nanti...thank you ah..

When i left teh pejabat..i thought to myself "how teh heck did she know i fell down?? is she stalking me or something?? = =" "...so i changed my dollar notes to coins and called up my mum...the conversation wif my mum were as follows :

Me : Hello?

Mum : James???? Is that you?????
Me : Yes...??

Mum : Oh thank god you're alright!

Me : Uh......

Mum : Do you know how worried sick i was?!?! i prayed as hard as possible you know!! omg!! *exhales deeply*

Me : It's just a fall mum....*facepalm*
Mum : What fall??

Me : Er.....what?

Mum : ...

Me : If not why did you call the school's pejabat for??
Mum : Nononono....you got it all wrong...

Me : ???

Mum : You see...when i was in my office this morning..i recieved a call from some international number...

Me : Uh....huh....

Mum : So i picked up the phone and said "hello?" and this kid who sounded EXACTLY like you said "mummy???"
Me : Uhhh.....
Mum : Then i said "yes?" and he started speaking in mandarin to me and he was crying and crying and crying!! then i said "what?!?" and the phone line just cut off.
Me : Whaaaat??????

Me : Why in the world would i speak to you in mandarin??? *double facepalm*
Mum : How would i know??! when he said mummy he sounded sooo much like you..

Mum : So i tried calling the same number back a few times and none of them got through..so i started to panic and thought you were kidnapped and was forced to speak chinese because the other party wants to know what you're saying.
Me : Uhh......*speechless*

Mum : Then i went and check with my colleagues to see where is this number from...and i realised it's from Taiwan..
Me : Whaaaat????
Me : Even if by chance i get kidnapped how in the world would i be in Taiwan in such a short period of time?!?!? *triple facepalm*
Mum : How i know?? Maybe he's in Malaysia but using a handphone from Taiwan??
Me : *speechless*.....so what did the kid say?
Mum : I have no idea....he was crying and crying and crying and his accent was so heavy i couldn't understand a word from him..

Me : WHAAATTT??!?!??!!?
Me : DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A HEAVY CHINESE ACCENT TO YOU??!?! *quadruple facepalm*
Mum : But he sounded soo much like you!!
Me : I......*sighs deeply*....you're too paranoid...who would wanna catch a fella like me??

Mum : I don't know..but IF you get kidnapped you make sure you hit their d**k as hard as possible okay???
Me : ...... am i that helpless from your point of view??

Mum : *ignores* Oh i'm so glad you're alright....phew...i can now go back to work peacefully already...Bye.
Me : ...... Bye.

I can lay my life on it that in my 14 years of life...i've never had a conversation like this with my mum before...so....so......ugh...you get the picture right?? and the coincidence was just too right to be true...right now the incident is spreading throughout the school like a disease...some of my friends will even go like..

Me : *talks loudly*
Friend : don't talk so loud...later you get sent to Taiwan then you know.

Me : *speechless*

Tell me wtf does talking got to do with the incident..= ="

And some people are still dying to know what's going on...instead of saying the whole story over and OVERagain...i'll just blog about it and lay the incident to rest once and for all.

So yeah..i think that's about it i can blog about.

PS : I also would riek to take this opportunity to wish Galvin Makson a Happy 15th Birthday.

EFG.

#10 - Rest In Peace.

2009-04-12T10:18:00.020+08:00

I know i'm not supposed to post my personal stuff here but..since i don't have my own blog..and since this blog is kinda dead..i'd thought i'd update it a little bit to keep it alive....=X

So anyway...

I would riek to dedicate this post to my beloved faithful loyal dog :

Goofy

14 Feb 1998 - 12 April 2009

who passed away earlier this morning at around 8.30am...She joined the family back in 1998 during Valentine's Day and grew up together with us...Goofy i know you're a dog and don't understand english but i hope my message & feelings will reach you though God..I thank you for all these years for being with us, keeping us company, growing up with us and so on. Your death has caused everyone in the family to be deeply devastated by their own grief....and though my outer-self dosen't show much love towards you (for that i am deeply regretful)...deep down i love you so much that words can not express my love towards you..I will always love you..always and forever.

May You Rest In Peace.

PS : For those of you who are thinking "it's just a dog..suck it up pansy"....please reconsider your thoughts..the reason you're thinking this way is simply because you have no idea how devastating the loss of a faithful loyal dog who has been growing up with you for nearly 12 years can be..and another reason is possibly you have never reared a pet before in your life...so kindly please STFU and pay some respect.

PPS : I also would riek to take this opportunity to wish Eugene Tan a Happy Belated 15th Birthday.

EFG.

#9 - Mr. & Mrs. Lai's Dinner Party V2.0

2009-03-30T23:30:00.014+08:00

This is my first time writing a blog ... so.. maybe a bit .. (you know.. ^^and my english not that good)

k .. james i know u hav jus blog of this but let me try writing it^^.. hehe.. and for the others to get the photo i took that day..

ok let's start from me and shao jun.. Shao jun and i was in camp ( i was sun burn so i look a bit red that day), i was so happy i can ponteng from the camp cause is totally suffering .. 5.00pm we reach home, took a bath and starting preparing for the wedding..At that time, Yin ling called, she told me that she is in KL having a match, and nobody can fetch her back .. i was so worried .. but luckily she manged to ask her fren to send her home ... 5.30 Wei shiuan arrived at my house .. i was happy when i saw her wearing a pink dress( cause seem like among all the girls only wei shiuan and i wore dress, i will look odd if i am the only one who wore a dress rite ?? )

we left the house abt 6.30pm or even later den went to Yin ling's house( she and teng wern was eating MCD).

we reach the hotel 7.00 pm, ask a person working in the hotel, followed his direction. we saw miss ang , we were nervous. So we called yinying to come and lead us in, but jim hwang(really long time din see him ) come.. we went in congrated miss ang took some pic(unfortunately that pic was not taken by anyone of us but by the camera man) .. and went in find table ( the table was full) .. we sat at the table next to it..quite happy to see some 6i frens but a bit sad cause we sat sperated... TT

oh ya, den i called james (cause i promise him i would call him when we reached)-{ really sorry for not telling u the location of the reastoran} we chat among each other and took some pic ...

6ians who came ..(and this is why i wanted to take your pics, and thx for those who let me take their pic) {sorry for those who din't wan your pic on the blog}

Shao Jun- so abt the blur
jus came back form scout camp abit sun burn
but not as bad as me

Yin Ling !!- what a smile^^
just finished a match ... hope her school
team won got 4th place instead.

James - Aka THE Tissue King
very polite person among other ppl ( that we dun know)^^

Galvin- ~~pengawas who was chose by the dicipline teacher~~
potential liver failure candidate.

drank 6 or more beer that day

a bit mabuk i think

Me ^^
i look a bit tired

Kar Yih - the happy guy
the most easy person to get his pic
thank you ^^

Dylan- the ~~red guy~~ rapist of Class 6I/06.

Wei Shiuan - ~~really really sorry~~

~~i got everyone's pic except for u ... really sorry~~

thank you for wearing dress and teman me
oh ya and i will remember every thing u did for me

and very thankful too.. ( u know wat i mean )

I Lied.

Jim Hwang- long time no see^^

Edmond - *enter caption here*

Josiah- funny eyes^^

~~teng wern~~ Beesh - pretty hair ^^

Eugene - ~~the darkest pic~~ WAI SO EMO?

WAI SO SRZ?? (no srzly y so srz?)

~~the others~~ Kian Hong i think u're ~~scared of the camera ba ...~~ a sissy.

The main Character that day

Miss Ang/ LAI

Miss Ang & Her Beloved Husband

The group pic

by,

Natalie

#8 - Mr. & Mrs. Lai's Dinner Party

2009-03-29T17:47:00.018+08:00

~~Before I start, please take note that this post might be a little boring because some f*cktard asked me not to be so ironic~~ ....

Here we go, we gathered at Overseas Restaurant at 7pm and we took up 1 & 1/2 tables..we shook hands with the bride and bridegroom and took pics together..we also met some old teachers of ours and we shared some jokes together..after the dinner we each called our parents to pick us up from the restaurant to go back home...The End.

You know what Dylan? Go screw yourself, who are you to tell me what to do? I like to be ironic. Got a problem? tell me time and place we settle there.

Okay, This is where it really begins.

As the title stated..we went to Overseas Restaurant to celebrate the marriage of our Std. 6 class teacher..We took up a total of 1 & 1/2 tables..The following are the ppl who turned up and the tables they sat :

Dylan (Screw you) (Table 1)
Eugene (Table 1)
Galvin (Table 1)
Yin Ying (Table 1)
Yi Mann (Table 1)
Kian Hong (Table 1)
Edmond (Table 1)
Josiah (Table 1)
Kar Yih (Table 1)
Jim Hwang (Table 1)
Shao Jun (Table 2)
Teng Wern (Screw you too) (Table 2)
Yin Ling (Why So Serious?) (Table 2)
Natalie (Table 2)
Wei Shiuan (Table 2)
Yours Truly.(Table 2)

So that brings us a sum of 16 people...Since one table can only sit a maximum of 10 people..the other 6 of us were forced to sit in another table with three ~~grown-ass chinese fuxxing speaking~~ adults and one ~~b*tch~~ girl that looks around our age....apparently i was the latest one who arrived simply because ~~i was too busy calling galvin's house number to remind him something important..screw you for losing your handphone and screw your house phone for being retarded~~ i left slightly late....when i arrived at the entrance of Plaza Armada..i got a call from natalie...the conversation was something like this :

Me : Hello?
Nat : We're at table 2, faster come...

Me : Where's th-

Nat : *hangs up*

CAN'T YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE THE RESTAURANT IS?!?! I'M STANDING IN THE LOBBY LIKE SOME F*CKTARD LOOKING AT SHITS...so while i'm standing in the lobby like a jackass who've never seen civilization before..a group of teachers walked in into the hotel....i seriously tell you that was the first time i've ever felt so happy seeing a group of teachers...usually i'll just go "oh shi- a group of teachers..i better stay away from them..who knows what shits they can get me into."...since it's obvious that they're here to attend the party...(if not what else would they be doing in a hotel like this?) i just follwed them without them acknowledging my presence...After ~~stalking~~ following the teachers...i finally arrived at the restaurant...i saw ms. ang in a dark green dress...since she was happily chatting with attendees..i just happily walked into the restaurant without greeting her....when i asked everyone else..i just realized that i'm the only one who didn't wish her yet..(i'm an asshole i know)...so when she came to our table..i immediately stood up and wish her...then teng wern asked her "teacher do you still remember him?" she IMMEDIATELY replied "obviously....james chu". Teng Wern was speechless and dulan straight away (AHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FUXXING FACE!! I'M MORE MEMORABLE THAN YOU!!). Well i think i crapped to much and i'm starting to bore you guys...so.....TIME FOR PICTARS FTW~!!

The Menu For The Night

Shao Jun, Teng Wern & Yin Ling

Wei Shiuan & Natalie

Yi Mann & Yin Ying

So happy hor Kar Yih?

Our Beloved Class teacher/Bride

The girls from the "Outcast" table & Mrs. Lai (Why outcast?? you'll know why later)

and last but not least..

Us And Our Beloved Class Teacher

Or Maybe It Should Be...

FIX'D WOOTS!!

Now this should be the time you guys would start to wonder "why outcast?" and "WTF is with the last pic?!" well...for those jackas*ses who're sitting in table one...SCREW YOU PPL...thanks to you we 'outcast' at table 2 were totally ignored..we were so ignored even the cameraman dosen't want to look at us...i think his mind will be something like.. "Good. Good. Very Nice. Beautiful...Oh Hell no...not this table".Even all the teachers just walked pass our table...not even one stopped by and say "oh hey! i remember you!"..NOT EVEN FUXXING ONE..they didn't even look at us...instead all of them waved goodbye to table 1..some even stopped there and talked to them...even the teachers whom never taught us before waved goodbye at them...all the teachers walked pass our table as if we're invinsible....Way to go for ruining our night....Yin Ling was so pissed off when Yi Mann went to Yin Ling's side she had that 'Get Out My Face Bit*h" look on her face....(that was seriously priceless). The dinner ended at around 10.30pm++ and slowly 1 by 1 began to leave the restaurant...

But the best part is...both the husband and wife can speak mandarin and yet they speak to each other in english...THIS IS SERIOUSLY PRICELESS~!! WINRAR INTERWEBZ +1 >9000 !!1!11ONEone!11!one

So yeah...that's about it i can blog about.

PS : ~~I apologize for the lack of pictars cuz all these are only from Yin Ling. I'll upload more if you guys send me more.~~ moar pictars has been uploaded @ natalie's post.

PPS : This post is NOT meant to be taken SERIOUSLY but instead to be taken JOKINGLY..ESPECIALLY the last part...it's meant to be a JOKE. I'm writing this blog IRONICALLY...and for those of you who dosen't know what ironic means..it simply means humourusly sarcastic or mocking. Why So Serious? Please do not take it personally.

EFG.

#7 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYSHAOJUN

2009-03-20T00:06:00.005+08:00

~~this pic is for teh lulz :D HAHA~~
hope you dont mind ze pitcureS :D

oolala~

xoxo muackzzxxxxz hugs kisses
HERSHEYS!

#6 - HAPPY15THBIRTHDAYYINLING :D

2009-03-18T13:28:00.003+08:00

~~This pic is for the lulz :D~~

#5 - Sunway Outing

2009-03-17T15:44:00.021+08:00

As the title stated..we went to pyramid on Monday (16/03/09) to buy MRS.Ang a present. Those who came that day were the following ppl :

Yin Ling
Shao Jun
Teng Wern
Natalie
Wei Shiuan
Eugene
James
Josiah
Galvin

Since the sms yin ling sent us asked us to be punctual..me, galvin and eugene gathered at Mcd at 11.30am..suprised to see no one there..we then sat down and talked till 11.45...no one still showed up..so i decided to give yin ling a call (so much for being punctual)...the movie SUPPOSED to start at 12.10..because of a certain someone...the movie was postponed to 2.30. *coughyinlingcough*.

It's noon and we haven't eat anything since morning...since the movie is in two hour's time..we decided to have our lunch..eugene and galvin couldn't stand waiting for the girls to arrive so they went ahead and ate their lunch at Mcd first. After they had their lunch...it's our turn to have ours..instead of eating Mcd over And OVER again...we decided to go subway and have lunch..eventually eugene bought himself a sandwich because he just couldn't stand watching me indulging my sandwich... ~~OMNOMNOMNOM~~...after our lunch we decided to walk around thinking what to buy for MRS. Ang ~~for fuxxing half and hour~~ ....then we came across this shop full of *glamorous* bags..so we went in and check out the bags...one of the bag on display caught my attention, so i went near it and check it out...i then thought to myself "this looks cool..maybe we should get her this.." then i walked out the shop the minute i flipped the price tag...the bag was worth a whopping RM12XX....TELL ME WHO THE FUXX WOULD SELL A MERE BAG FOR FUXXING RM1K+ ZOMG!??!...the person incharge of the shop was literally laughing at us as we walk out of the shop...an hour has pass and we still have no idea what to buy for her..just when we were about to give up...this jewellery shop located at the new wing caught natalie and wei shiuan's attention..so they went in and check it out..wei shiuan and natalie then ask the saleswoman whether there's a necklace that is within our budget..surprised to hear that there's a few...the saleswoman showed us a few necklaces that looks like this..

The 3 necklaces that are within our budget.

After intensive thinking...we decided to buy the necklace that's on the furthest right of the pic...(btw that's yin ling ~~who's trying to look elegant & glamourous~~)

The necklace we bought that's worth RMXXXX
(Picture is from a camera phone so yeah, the quality is a bit crappy)

The necklace's box.

The necklace's box with a card

Our signatures in the card

After buying the necklace..we went and watch a movie called Race To Witch Mountain that's starring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson..i don't mind elaborating on the movie but i guess it'll just bore you to death..so....after the movie..eugene disappeared into thin air without any notice...so we were just standing at chilling...until ~~an effing lala mui whom i've never seen before in my 14 years of life~~ hsin yee came by.(oh the irony) The girls then started talking to her while we boys continued to chill..after that we walked around Asia Avenue ~~where lalas brood~~ ...we then went to our usual takoyaki store because teng wern wanted to eat it...eventually everyone ordered one and started eating...(this is how easy you ppl can get influenced) Slowly everyone began to leave one by one..josiah stayed back and had subway for dinner ~~because he just couldn't resist the temptation~~ again.

So yeah...that's about it i can blog about...

PS : I'll ONLY blog about outings and gatherings..nothing more..unless it's an exception..like MRS. Ang's weeding party.

EFG.

#4 - Sunway Pyramid Gathering

2009-03-09T12:25:00.009+08:00

hey guys

as stated in yinying's post, ms. ang's getting married :D let's get her a PRESENT :D from all of us woooots

date: 16 MARCH 2009 MONDAY
time: 12noon - 5 or 6 pm
venue: sunway pyramid

other than that, we'll be watching movies also. and if we still have time, we go archery or other stuff. depends.

bye.

#3 - HELLO!

2009-03-07T13:25:00.006+08:00

at first i thought this is dumb. then. i saw yy's post and i was like: GOSHH. THANK YOU! i will pray very very hard! please let me know when is it! and. oh. my school(SMK SK)+ catholic+another school gonna have a band concert. who nak pergi then tell me lah? my number hasn't changed. here i am posting on this blog other than my own one. x) anyway. hope to hear from any of you guys soon! bye bye! *and ryo is from NEWS* ahahaha. loves(; OH YA. joanne guan here!

#2 - The List of People

2009-03-02T23:15:00.005+08:00

this is a post about miss ang's wedding dinner~
as you guys know, miss ang's gonna get married!!! so the following list are ppl who will attend her dinner....

1. yinying
2. yimann
3. yinling
4. natalie
5. edmond
6. kianhong
7. karyih
8. eugene
9. dylan
10. james
11. galvin
12. weishiuan
13. shaojun
14. josiah
15. jimhwang

to ppl above, if u had changed ur mind that u will not be attending, pls kindly inform me coz there are still ppl who are on the waiting list. TQ!

PS. 15 is the limit so if anyone who still wanna go, juz pray hard that someone above cant attend
PPS. pls create a chatbox if u know how to create it~

#1 - Introduction

2009-03-01T15:22:00.004+08:00

hello there.

i think its time we have a blog/site.

and im really bored now. so, yeah i created this blog.

purpose:

any gatherings or meet ups will be posted here.
any functions in lick hung will be posted here as well.
keep in touch with fellow classmates.

i will invite everyone to be the blog author.

post titles will be this format:

#1 ( post number what ) - subject or you can just leave it empty :D

alright? :D

happy blogging!